Dave Barry's Blog, page 181

WAIT��� THE WIFE SPLIT WITH THE GATOR?

Wife calls animal control on husband���s 8-foot gator after they split, officials say

(Thanks to Dougin Sacramento)

SO THESE ARE ATTACK CHICKENS?

Thieves use chickens to attempt home break-ins in York County

(Thanks to The Fourth George)

WELL IN THAT CASE, HERE'S YOUR MEDAL!

Scottish ultra-marathon runner blames injury and jetlag for using car in race

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

EVERYBODY���S MOVING HERE

Those Seaweed Blobs Headed for Florida? See How Big They Are.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says ���They all have valid drivers' licenses.���)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Cube-shaped creature with 24 eyes discovered hiding in pond in Hong Kong

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

BIG DEAL. IN MIAMI IT CAN VOTE.

Clallam County has been declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge zone.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

���UNDERPANTS UNDERGROUND���

Flanders residents called on to bury underpants

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHICH IS WHY THEY���RE ALL DEAD

Human Ancestors Were Nearly All Vegetarians

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

IT���S NOT TOO LATE TO LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME

City of Kyle seeks people named Kyle for world record attempt

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BRILLIANT, EH DUDES?

Uber Eats launches cannabis delivery service in Vancouver, Victoria

(Thanks to EricY)