Adam Chromý's Blog, page 93

Please fire me. My boss took me out to lunch for my birthday and then asked me, “Do we have...

Please fire me.  My boss took me out to lunch for my birthday and then asked me, “Do we have money in the budget for this?”  

Please fire me. They just fired one of our produce guys for walking too slow.

Please fire me.  They just fired one of our produce guys for walking too slow.

Please fire me. My boss spray paints the back door, instead of cleaning it. Now we have painted...

Please fire me.  My boss spray paints the back door, instead of cleaning it.  Now we have painted spider webs. 

http://www.today.com/money/company-op...

http://www.today.com/money/company-opens-books-makes-all-salaries-public-knowledge-6C10945701:

Please fire me. Even my boss’s salary is depressing. Courtesy @todaymoney

Please fire me. My boss constantly points out that he he has a GED and makes twice what I do with a...

Please fire me.  My boss constantly points out that he he has a GED and makes twice what I do with a Masters.

Please fire me. Apropos of nothing, my boss just came in and told me the entire plot to the Steve...

Please fire me.  Apropos of nothing, my boss just came in and told me the entire plot to the Steve Martin movie “Bowfinger”. 

Moscow's Real-Life Fight Club | FIGHTLAND

Moscow's Real-Life Fight Club | FIGHTLAND:

Please fire me.  I don’t want to be late for fight club.

Boss at swanky NYAC club ‘demanded orgies’ in exchange for plum shifts, staffer's suit claims

Boss at swanky NYAC club ‘demanded orgies’ in exchange for plum shifts, staffer's suit claims:

Please fire me.  Just don’t make me have sex with you and your wife on the pool table again.

Please fire me. My boss spends 30 minutes after every meal in the only single-stall bathroom we...

Please fire me.  My boss spends 30 minutes after every meal in the only single-stall bathroom we have in our office. She reads romance novels she stashes under the sink while she’s on the toilet.

Please fire me. My supervisor made me wear safety glasses to take out the garbage. The garbage was...

Please fire me.  My supervisor made me wear safety glasses to take out the garbage.  The garbage was packing peanuts.