Adam Chromý's Blog, page 92

Please fire me. My boss says that it’s unfair to my co-workers that I do my job well, so they...

Please fire me.  My boss says that it’s unfair to my co-workers that I do my job well, so they get a lighter work load as a reward.  

Please fire me. My boss is having a party tonight and he emailed everyone that if they are going to...

Please fire me.  My boss is having a party tonight and he emailed everyone that if they are going to his party they can leave 2 hours early with pay, but if they are not going, they have to stay and cover for those that are leaving early.

Please fire me. My boss thinks I am privately billing the patients. I work in a children’s...

Please fire me. My boss thinks I am privately billing the patients. I work in a children’s hospital.

Please fire me. My boss won’t let me lift 20 pound boxes, but swinging 50 pound bags of garbage over...

Please fire me. My boss won’t let me lift 20 pound boxes, but swinging 50 pound bags of garbage over my head, to get it in the trash compactor is ok.

Please fire me. My supervisor has the world’s biggest Napoleon complex. I am over six feet...

Please fire me. My supervisor has the world’s biggest Napoleon complex.   I am over six feet tall.

Please fire me. One of my coworkers just called me drunk and asked if I’d seen her baby in the...

Please fire me. One of my coworkers just called me drunk and asked if I’d seen her baby in the conference room.

Please fire me. My boss can’t stand all the griping and drama that goes on at work. My...

Please fire me.  My boss can’t stand all the griping and drama that goes on at work.  My co-workers are a bunch of high school students. 

Please fire me. The office manager wore a fleecy zip sweater to work one day covered in what...

Please fire me. The office manager wore a fleecy zip sweater to work one day covered in what appeared to be dog hair. When I pointed it out, she informed me that it wasn’t dog hair, but that she had been hunting and had dressed a deer. She wore the same sweater the next day too.

Please fire me. I cannot take one more “irregardless” from my boss. Please, it’s...

Please fire me.  I cannot take one more “irregardless” from my boss. Please, it’s regardless - get it straight - you just made it a double negative by adding “ir” to the beginning!

Please fire me. When people at my company do a good job on something, they’re rewarded with...

Please fire me.  When people at my company do a good job on something, they’re rewarded with motivational T-shirts that say “Never Not Working”.