Adam Chromý's Blog, page 99

Please fire me. I work for a government entity and my supervisor keeps saying we need to watch money...

Please fire me. I work for a government entity and my supervisor keeps saying we need to watch money because of the physical cliff. It’s FISCAL!

Please fire me. If I get yelled at for having to charge 75 cents for extra marinara sauce one more...

Please fire me. If I get yelled at for having to charge 75 cents for extra marinara sauce one more time by a customer, I’m going to scream, “I make pizza, not miracles!"    

Please fire me. I was told by a customer that I need “more customer service training" after I...

Please fire me. I was told by a customer that I need “more customer service training" after I gave both him and his wife free promotional items and told them to have a great night.

Please fire me. My coworker insists on playing recordings of himself rapping in the breakroom.

Please fire me. My coworker insists on playing recordings of himself rapping in the breakroom.

Attention malemployed workers: Here is your chance for a...

Attention malemployed workers: Here is your chance for a workplace makeover.  Tell them PleaseFireMe.com sent you…

Please fire me. My boss farts in the hallway outside my office. He often tells me I need to work on...

Please fire me. My boss farts in the hallway outside my office. He often tells me I need to work on my maturity.

Please fire me. There is mouse droppings on my desk. The guy that sits near me is the one with...

Please fire me. There is mouse droppings on my desk. The guy that sits near me is the one with crumbs around his desk, not me.

Please fire me. I get paid less than the 16-year-olds I train.

Please fire me. I get paid less than the 16-year-olds I train.

Please fire me. I was just told by my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do...

Please fire me. I was just told by my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do things. 

Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “It’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily basis.

Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “It’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily basis.