Adam Chromý's Blog, page 97

Please fire me. My coworker said, "I don’t care what’s dangerous as long as I look...

Please fire me. My coworker said, "I don’t care what’s dangerous as long as I look good." We work in a hospital.

Please fire me. A woman threw hot coffee on me because I gave her the correct change.

Please fire me. A woman threw hot coffee on me because I gave her the correct change.

Please fire me. I say the exact same sentence 8 hours a day.

Please fire me. I say the exact same sentence 8 hours a day. 

Please fire me. My boss snuck up behind me at work the other day, while shirtless, and began groping...

Please fire me. My boss snuck up behind me at work the other day, while shirtless, and began groping my chest. I’m a skinny 19 year old male. What is there to grope? 

Please fire me. The company I work for says employees can eat whenever they want while on the clock,...

Please fire me. The company I work for says employees can eat whenever they want while on the clock, so we don’t get any actual breaks. Ever.

Please fire me. Last night our mop broke so I cleaned the floor on my hands and knees. This morning...

Please fire me. Last night our mop broke so I cleaned the floor on my hands and knees. This morning my boss complained about my work ethic. 

Please fire me. My boss makes me correct the grammar of his text messages.

Please fire me. My boss makes me correct the grammar of his text messages. 

Please fire me. I work with my ex, his dad, and the guy I slept with after me and my ex broke up.

Please fire me. I work with my ex, his dad, and the guy I slept with after me and my ex broke up.

Please fire me. I spent two minutes explaining to my two co-workers why Twilight sucks and Fifty...

Please fire me. I spent two minutes explaining to my two co-workers why Twilight sucks and Fifty Shades of Grey isn’t any better. They both accused me of not giving these two ‘masterpiece literatures’ a chance, and that my film student background is interfering with my ability to enjoy ‘good movies’. 

Please fire me. My work’s phone number is one digit away from the non-emergency police number....

Please fire me. My work’s phone number is one digit away from the non-emergency police number. I get almost 20 calls a day asking if I have a warrant out for their arrest yet.