Adam Chromý's Blog, page 98

Please fire me. My boss, who constantly misuses and mispronounces words, wrote on my performance...

Please fire me.  My boss, who constantly misuses and mispronounces words, wrote on my performance review “Needs to work on his grammer".  (her spelling, not mine).  She has a G.E.D. I have a masters degree in English.

Please fire me. While showing a co-worker a site on one of our communal computers, her slack jawed...

Please fire me. While showing a co-worker a site on one of our communal computers, her slack jawed gawking allowed a large glob of saliva to roll off the back of the top set of her dentures and land squarely on the space bar without her noticing. I’m leaving it for someone else to discover.

Please fire me. My boss said pull my finger. I knew what would happen but...

Please fire me.  My boss said pull my finger.  I knew what would happen but I couldn’t believe it…. so I did and … well.. he farted … LOUD.

Please fire me: I’m trapped in a failing business that exists only to scam both employees and...

Please fire me: I’m trapped in a failing business that exists only to scam both employees and customers

Please fire me, I’m forced to DJ pop music to children who don’t know what good music...

Please fire me, I’m forced to DJ pop music to children who don’t know what good music is.

Please fire me. I’m forced to DJ pop music to children who don’t know what good music...

Please fire me.  I’m forced to DJ pop music to children who don’t know what good music is.

Please fire me. I consistently find my boss picking and eating his boogers while scratching his...

Please fire me. I consistently find my boss picking and eating his boogers while scratching his balls.

Please fire me. The CEO of my company told a co-worker of mine, whose pay he cut, “Times are...

Please fire me. The CEO of my company told a co-worker of mine, whose pay he cut, “Times are tough. I had to sell one of my Mercedes." I know that sounds too generic to be true, but I swear I didn’t make that up.

Please fire me. Customers call and ask, “How much do your dollar tacos cost?" and “When is Taco...

Please fire me. Customers call and ask, “How much do your dollar tacos cost?" and “When is Taco Tuesday?"

Please fire me. My supervisors berate me for problem solving, then tell me to do exactly what I was...

Please fire me. My supervisors berate me for problem solving, then tell me to do exactly what I was already doing.