Adam Chromý's Blog, page 94

Please fire me. Last year I got a horrible review and one of the big things I was told I do wrong...

Please fire me.  Last year I got a horrible review and one of the big things I was told I do wrong was making decisions on my own.  This year I was told I ask too many questions and don’t take enough responsibility on my own.  

Please fire me. I’m covering my superior’s job while she’s on maternity leave. ...

Please fire me.  I’m covering my superior’s job while she’s on maternity leave.  I’m making the same amount I was at the regular position.  The temp who’s covering my spot makes more than me.

Please fire me. I go to a job I absolutely hate and work my ass off just because it gives me a...

Please fire me.  I go to a job I absolutely hate and work my ass off just because it gives me a chance to possibly see the girl I love.

Please fire me. My boss has been going around the office lamenting that he missed out on...

Please fire me.  My boss has been going around the office lamenting that he missed out on “National Kick a Ginger Day” yesterday.  The CORRECT date for that “holiday” is actually a few months in the future.

Please fire me. I clean up your nasty hotel room and you give me a 32 cent tip. Gee thanks Mr. $900...

Please fire me.  I clean up your nasty hotel room and you give me a 32 cent tip. Gee thanks Mr. $900 Armani suit. 

Please fire me. My only other co worker texted me from the office asking me to send me a picture of...

Please fire me.  My only other co worker texted me from the office asking me to send me a picture of the panties I am wearing. It’s just us two here today.

Please fire me. My boss’s wife sits right outside my office and texts all day. Every time she...

Please fire me.  My boss’s wife sits right outside my office and texts all day. Every time she receives a text “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW” plays… In Spanish… Meanwhile, her tiny dog sits next to my desk and growls at me.

Please fire me. My boss wants our office to work on business etiquette. This from the woman who...

Please fire me.  My boss wants our office to work on business etiquette. This from the woman who constantly references “Baby Got Back” during the workday and called herself the “cream” between two African-American colleagues in a company party photo.

Please fire me. My boss yelled at coworker for having to sit on a chair at the register. My coworker...

Please fire me. My boss yelled at coworker for having to sit on a chair at the register. My coworker is 8 months pregnant.

Please fire me. My boss gave my home phone number to two of our clients without asking my...

Please fire me.  My boss gave my home phone number to two of our clients without asking my permission and now they won’t stop texting and calling me. They have called 4 times in the last hour.