Adam Chromý's Blog, page 91

Please fire me. My boss speaks to people l…i…k…e t…h…i…s ...

Please fire me.  My boss speaks to people l…i…k…e    t…h…i…s   s…o   s…l…o…w   thinking they would understand better.

Please fire me. My co-worker calls me “girl” instead of my real name. He is also under...

Please fire me.  My co-worker calls me “girl” instead of my real name. He is also under the impression that I would like nothing better than to discuss details of my sex life with him.

Please fire me. My boss asked me to finger her during a meeting. She is married and 14 years older...

Please fire me.  My boss asked me to finger her during a meeting.  She is married and 14 years older than me. 

Please fire me. I work with a psycho bitch who flirts with me one day, and tries to fire me the...

Please fire me. I work with a psycho bitch who flirts with me one day, and tries to fire me the next.

Please fire me. The customers are either, drunk, stoned or reek of carrots.

Please fire me. The customers are either, drunk, stoned or reek of carrots.

thriftshopstory:Have you found your Thrifter Ganger?Heaven is...

thriftshopstory:

Have you found your Thrifter Ganger?

Heaven is finding an out of the way, small town thrift shop that clearly has a local resident with the same style and size as you so you can keep loading up on shoes on the cheap.

Please fire me. I work at a summer camp and was attacked by a pack of 12 year olds and crucified on...

Please fire me.  I work at a summer camp and was attacked by a pack of 12 year olds and crucified on a kayak and pushed into the middle of a lake for 3 hours.  My boss found me and wrote me up for missing a staff meeting.

Please Fire Me. My boss often in front of staff and customers adjusts his man business with a quick...

Please Fire Me.  My boss often in front of staff and customers adjusts his man business with a quick flash of his hand down the front of his pants.

Please fire me. I’m paid to sell clothes, not babysit other people’s teenagers.

Please fire me.  I’m paid to sell clothes, not babysit other people’s teenagers.

Please fire me. My 40 year old female boss just gave her 21 year old male employee a Blackberry...

Please fire me.  My 40 year old female boss just gave her 21 year old male employee a Blackberry phone “so he can call her if he’s having trouble coming to work”. He has 5 no call no shows but is doing her so he has no problems.