Adam Chromý's Blog, page 87

Please fire me. Our managing director told the entire office that an account handler in our London...

Please fire me. Our managing director told the entire office that an account handler in our London office was going to be fired at the end of the week. At that time she was completely unaware of this and as the cherry on the cake he said, “Well, she’s crap anyway… and she limps.” Meanwhile in the middle of the room sat a guy with the biggest limping walk you’ve ever seen.

Please fire me. I work on a multi-million dollar feature film. The editor just asked me how to write...

Please fire me. I work on a multi-million dollar feature film. The editor just asked me how to write a letter in Word. 

Please fire me. I get one-sentence messages from my boss at the end of every day summing up anything...

Please fire me. I get one-sentence messages from my boss at the end of every day summing up anything I did wrong. 

Please fire me. I work at a grocery store and recently have been put back in the floral department....

Please fire me.  I work at a grocery store and recently have been put back in the floral department. People may think it would be nice back there but I feel like I’m in hell. I get overwhelmed with people yelling at me that their order wasn’t right. If they would let me talk, they’d know that making the arrangements isn’t my job. 

Please fire me. My boss sneaks behind me gives me back rubs, he also tells me not to flirt with the...

Please fire me.  My boss sneaks behind me gives me back rubs, he also tells me not to flirt with the girls.

Please fire me. My boss keeps asking me about my sex life.

Please fire me.  My boss keeps asking me about my sex life.

Please fire me. Today I got written up for arriving at work with a half-zipped uniform shirt,...

Please fire me.  Today I got written up for arriving at work with a half-zipped uniform shirt, fifteen minutes before the start of shift and ten minutes before I clocked in.

Please fire me. The sicko in the cube behind me makes sex noises all day long.

Please fire me.  The sicko in the cube behind me makes sex noises all day long.

Please fire me. My boss tries to convince me that the holocaust wast faked by the Jews for sympathy...

Please fire me.  My boss tries to convince me that the holocaust wast faked by the Jews for sympathy and that Auschwitz had a pool and movie theater.

Please fire me. I just had to dissuade my boss from putting a television in our office. He wonders...

Please fire me.  I just had to dissuade my boss from putting a television in our office.  He wonders why it’d be distracting.