Adam Chromý's Blog, page 85

Please fire me. My manager is 18 weeks pregnant and still follows me outside on my smoke breaks to...

Please fire me. My manager is 18 weeks pregnant and still follows me outside on my smoke breaks to steal drags off my cigarette.

Please fire me. An elderly couple came through my checkout with some phallic carrots and the woman...

Please fire me. An elderly couple came through my checkout with some phallic carrots and the woman says “first penis I’ve seen in about 40 years.”

Please fire me. Every time it comes up in conversation that I’m not feeling 100% (headache,...

Please fire me. Every time it comes up in conversation that I’m not feeling 100% (headache, upset stomach, sore throat, what-have-you), my boss immediately asks “Oh my god, are you pregnant?!” 

An Interpretive Dance For My Boss Set To Kanye West's Gone

An Interpretive Dance For My Boss Set To Kanye West's Gone:

Please fire me.  It’s 4:30 am and I am still at work.

Please fire me. Adding water to the soap dispenser to get the last bit out doesn’t make me...

Please fire me. Adding water to the soap dispenser to get the last bit out doesn’t make me feel better about my job without health insurance.

Please fire me. We have the newest workers go through hazing in which they are trained by the worst...

Please fire me. We have the newest workers go through hazing in which they are trained by the worst employee and then management goes ballistic when it was their idea in the 1st place.

Please fire me. We recently had a safety meeting and after my boss finished talking about only using...

Please fire me. We recently had a safety meeting and after my boss finished talking about only using safe step ladders to reach items, I brought to his attention that we don’t even have one. He told me just to steal one from another department.

Please fire me. If my boss says, “you know what I mean?” one more time I may hang...

Please fire me. If my boss says, “you know what I mean?” one more time I may hang myself. 

Please fire me. I’m Jewish and yesterday my boss told me she doesn’t know the difference...

Please fire me. I’m Jewish and yesterday my boss told me she doesn’t know the difference between “Jewish” and “Hebrew.” I’ve worked here for over two years.

Please fire me. My boss is cheating people out of so much money and working with shady people. I...

Please fire me. My boss is cheating people out of so much money and working with shady people. I feel like I am going to burn in hell just being here.