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Please fire me. I’m a teacher at school and our librarian says “Arthur” instead of...

Please fire me. I’m a teacher at school and our librarian says “Arthur” instead of “author” as well as “lie-berry” for “library”.

Please fire me. My boss farts on me repeatedly throughout the day.

Please fire me. My boss farts on me repeatedly throughout the day.

Please fire me. My boss just keeps me here because he doesn’t know how to use his ipad.

Please fire me.  My boss just keeps me here because he doesn’t know how to use his ipad.

Please fire me. My boss keeps writing ‘cloths’ instead of clothes and ‘bed...

Please fire me. My boss keeps writing ‘cloths’ instead of clothes and ‘bed cloths’ instead of bed sheets.  My boss is the CEO of the company.

Please fire me. The lab tech that works here part time is not only an avid tea-party type but is...

Please fire me. The lab tech that works here part time is not only an avid tea-party type but is absolutely convinced that Obama is a Manchurian Candidate and has been trying to convince me that he’s not American and his birth certificate is super fake.  

Please fire me. My boss needs a new vocabulary. I’m really tired of shaking trees, circling...

Please fire me. My boss needs a new vocabulary. I’m really tired of shaking trees, circling wagons, thinking outside of boxes, and trying to be on the same page.

Please fire me. My boss sent an email at around 4am asking if I could call to order some pastries...

Please fire me. My boss sent an email at around 4am asking if I could call to order some pastries for him delivered to his house.  He is in the US, I am in China.

Please fire me. My boss just asked everyone in the office if they wanted to join her to see a...

Please fire me. My boss just asked everyone in the office if they wanted to join her to see a Broadway show. Everyone except me, a fine arts major. 

Please fire me. I requested off this Saturday for my sister’s wedding four weeks ago. My boss...

Please fire me. I requested off this Saturday for my sister’s wedding four weeks ago. My boss wouldn’t let me have it off because someone else requested it off and they have more seniority, she started the same day as me.

Please fire me. They lost my paycheck and their response was “Oops.”

Please fire me. They lost my paycheck and their response was “Oops.”