Adam Chromý's Blog, page 88

Please fire me. My boss forced me to sell her 9 year old cigarettes.

Please fire me.  My boss forced me to sell her 9 year old cigarettes.

Please fire me. If you are a middle-aged single woman with thinning hair who has no kids and who...

Please fire me.  If you are a middle-aged single woman with thinning hair who has no kids and who scares children, you should not be director of a daycare. 

Please fire me. My boss routinely cries at our monthly military affairs luncheons when they present...

Please fire me.  My boss routinely cries at our monthly military affairs luncheons when they present the colors. Loudly.

Please fire me. I can no longer handle the 15+ calls a day from your girlfriend yelling at me in...

Please fire me.  I can no longer handle the 15+ calls a day from your girlfriend yelling at me in Arabic. I didn’t know Arabic yesterday, and I still don’t today. Plus, I always have to put your wife on for the girlfriend calls.

Please fire me. My grocery store managers asked me into their office to help them email photos. I...

Please fire me.  My grocery store managers asked me into their office to help them email photos.  I bag groceries and push carts.

Please fire me. I work in a call center and over the phone I often get asked “is that a...

Please fire me.  I work in a call center and over the phone I often get asked “is that a capitol zero?”

Please fire me. Instead of my boss telling us that he had sent out an email with a coupon to all of...

Please fire me.  Instead of my boss telling us that he had sent out an email with a coupon to all of our customers, he let our customers yell at us for not knowing about the coupon. He said, “If you were signed up for our mailing list, you would know that we sent out an email.” 

http://hollywoodjournal.com/industry-...

http://hollywoodjournal.com/industry-impressions/jill-soloway-answers-the-most-frequently-asked-questions-about-tv/20130909/:

Please fire me.  Living on $2000 per week as a TV writer is killing me. @jillwaysolo

Please fire me. I get yelled at in French for hours at a time. I do not speak French.

Please fire me.  I get yelled at in French for hours at a time. I do not speak French.

Please fire me. Definition of micro-management.

Please fire me. Definition of micro-management.