Adam Chromý's Blog, page 89

Please fire me. My attending thinks I’m the Ellen Pompeo to his Patrick Dempsey. He won’t leave me...

Please fire me.  My attending thinks I’m the Ellen Pompeo to his Patrick Dempsey. He won’t leave me alone in the elevators.

Please fire me. Today my boss goes, “You know, you have my full permission to use the vacuum...

Please fire me.  Today my boss goes, “You know, you have my full permission to use the vacuum whenever need be.” Did I ask to use the vacuum?! Hell no. 

Please fire me. I work in an off-licence liquor store and one of our regulars can come in up to 16...

Please fire me.  I work in an off-licence liquor store and one of our regulars can come in up to 16 times a day. He only ever buys miniatures of whiskey and is very, VERY creepy. He has asked me if I would run away with him and be his bride. I’m 19, he’s at least 55.

Please fire me. Whenever I explain a procedure or give an update to the secretary, she shrugs and...

Please fire me.  Whenever I explain a procedure or give an update to the secretary, she shrugs and says, “Who knew?”

Angry clothing store employees walk out of job, post scathing note to 'abusive boss'

Angry clothing store employees walk out of job, post scathing note to 'abusive boss':

Please fire me.  Sometimes cancer IS an excuse.

Please fire me. My boss is writing me up for calling sick two hours before my shift. I’m...

Please fire me.  My boss is writing me up for calling sick two hours before my shift. I’m sorry I had been throwing up all morning and couldn’t make it to the phone.

Please fire me. I had to ask a blind, wheelchair-bound 99 year old woman over the phone if she had...

Please fire me.  I had to ask a blind, wheelchair-bound 99 year old woman over the phone if she had anal sex without a condom in the past 12 months. 

Please fire me. I work in a grocery store, there is a man who comes in periodically and follows me...

Please fire me.  I work in a grocery store, there is a man who comes in periodically and follows me around with arms wide open asking to touch my ears. 

Please fire me. My boss is blasting Shooting Star by Bad Company in her office and commenting on...

Please fire me.  My boss is blasting Shooting Star by Bad Company in her office and commenting on the YouTube video to all of us. The best part? She told me she had a lot of work to do today and that I would need to do her bookkeeping for this week.

Please fire me. My boss pulled a drug screen on me because the office manager told him I...

Please fire me.  My boss pulled a drug screen on me because the office manager told him I ‘wasn’t acting right’.  I didn’t go to lunch with them one day because I wasn’t feeling well and stayed behind in the office and worked.  Of course the drug screen was negative.  He still told me I needed to go to AA if I were to continue my employment with his office.  I don’t even drink, but because my face is red because of rosacea, he is constantly getting in my face, sniffing my breath, etc.  He’s a doctor for God’s sake!