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Please fire me. I have worked at my job for 2 years. All my managers have told me that I am one of...

Please fire me. I have worked at my job for 2 years. All my managers have told me that I am one of their best employees and know the store inside and out. My employer then promised me a managers position after I turned 18 and graduated. When the summer rolled around, I waited for my promotion, only to find out it was given to a 16 year old new hire who kissed up to my employer. I am now on suspension because a trainee forgot to put toilet paper in the restrooms.

Please fire me. I got married 3 months ago. The 7 men I work for have started a pool for the date I...

Please fire me. I got married 3 months ago. The 7 men I work for have started a pool for the date I tell them that I’m “knocked up and quitting”.  It’s up $2500 now.

Please fire me. My general manager is 19 and constantly thinks I’m trying to sleep with her...

Please fire me. My general manager is 19 and constantly thinks I’m trying to sleep with her boyfriend. She’s even cut my hours because she “doesn’t trust me alone with him”. I’ve been in a relationship for two years and have no intentions toward her man. 

Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “it’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily...

Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “it’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily basis.

Please fire me. My boss farts in the hallway outside my office. He often tells me I need to work on...

Please fire me. My boss farts in the hallway outside my office. He often tells me I need to work on my maturity.

Please fire me. I have to design jewelry on the computer and send the designs to factories in Bali...

Please fire me. I have to design jewelry on the computer and send the designs to factories in Bali where desperate workers create molds to make it.  My boss claims all the credit for the designs and sells the jewelry as “organic & handmade”.

Please fire me. My boss counts me and my co-workers each morning at our shift meeting - all 9 of us...

Please fire me. My boss counts me and my co-workers each morning at our shift meeting - all 9 of us - and then gives us permission to use the “potty.”

Please fire me. I lost out on a promotion to a job where I literally wrote a book on how to do it....

Please fire me. I lost out on a promotion to a job where I literally wrote a book on how to do it. My boss claims the other person has “more experience”.  Mostly, what he means is old, and has a useless masters degree.

Please fire me. As part of my job I have to check ID. The papers I checked today were covered in...

Please fire me. As part of my job I have to check ID. The papers I checked today were covered in dried pee and black mold and I still had to handle them with my bare hands. I work 4-5 hours without a break so I have to eat at my desk that now smells like a men’s room.

Please fire me. My boss is cheating on his wife with her ​​best friend, his wife is also having an...

Please fire me. My boss is cheating on his wife with her ​​best friend, his wife is also having an affair with another man, and they are angry with employees not to gossip.