Adam Chromý's Blog, page 81

Please fire me. My boss called me into his office to yell at me about being out of town on my days...

Please fire me. My boss called me into his office to yell at me about being out of town on my days off. I am not an on-call employee.

Please fire me. I work at a bakery and today an old man brought in a zip lock bag with his tooth in...

Please fire me. I work at a bakery and today an old man brought in a zip lock bag with his tooth in it complaining that he chipped it while eating one of our soft rolls.

Please fire me. My office is by the building’s kitchen area. Someone is heating their lunch....

Please fire me. My office is by the building’s kitchen area. Someone is heating their lunch. Usually this causes me to eat my lunch earlier than intended and end up hungry again by the end of the day. Today their lunch smells like cat food.

Please fire me. My boss just spent an entire shift walking around singing “What Does the Fox...

Please fire me. My boss just spent an entire shift walking around singing “What Does the Fox Say?”

Please fire me. My boss tried to justify American atrocities in the Vietnam war. Apparently raping...

Please fire me. My boss tried to justify American atrocities in the Vietnam war. Apparently raping and killing women and children is just a part of the war.

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Please fire me. I work at a hotel. I think that point sells itself.

Please fire me. I work at a hotel. I think that point sells itself.

Please fire me. I work at a hotel. I think that point sells itself.

Please fire me. My boss has asked that I stop printing documents for her that are two sided, because...

Please fire me. My boss has asked that I stop printing documents for her that are two sided, because she “just doesn’t understand how that works.”

Please fire me. Both of my bosses (husband and wife) left the country for a month, leaving me in...

Please fire me. Both of my bosses (husband and wife) left the country for a month, leaving me in charge of a bunch of useless co-workers. When they got back they commended me on my hard work. But instead of getting a bonus or commission for the sales I made or the raise I’ve been asking for, I get a small souvenir with the price tag of 3.99 still attached to it.

Please fire me. My boss just cut my pay because I won’t skip my midterm to cover his daughter’s...

Please fire me. My boss just cut my pay because I won’t skip my midterm to cover his daughter’s shift so she can go party.