Adam Chromý's Blog, page 77

Please fire me. I was just moved to the conference room with two...

Please fire me. I was just moved to the conference room with two other people. We now share a “desk”.

Please fire me. My boss just told me that instead of listening to music at my desk (with headphones...

Please fire me. My boss just told me that instead of listening to music at my desk (with headphones in) that I should choose a song and sing it over and over again in my head.

Please fire me. I got called in to work early so my boss could leave early and drink.

Please fire me. I got called in to work early so my boss could leave early and drink.

Please fire me. No one is calling in today so my coworkers are talking in detail about why they...

Please fire me. No one is calling in today so my coworkers are talking in detail about why they think the moon landing was staged.

Please fire me. I am working shifts that range from 12 to 36 hours and earning about a dollar a day,...

Please fire me. I am working shifts that range from 12 to 36 hours and earning about a dollar a day, all to get a medical degree I am not sure to want anymore.

Please fire me. I work at the same place as my brother and sister. They make more than me and I am...

Please fire me. I work at the same place as my brother and sister. They make more than me and I am the older sister.

Please fire me. My boss said to me, “I know this is not a very stimulating job but at least it...

Please fire me. My boss said to me, “I know this is not a very stimulating job but at least it gets you off the streets.” I only make $8 an hour on the weekends, if it weren’t for living with my family still, I would be on the streets.

Please fire me. My BOSS asked me if the days of the week should be capitalized.

Please fire me. My BOSS asked me if the days of the week should be capitalized.

Please fire me. The big bosses came in and stated they were reworking things to be more in tune with...

Please fire me. The big bosses came in and stated they were reworking things to be more in tune with the company direction. This involved laying off at least two staff members from each store, cutting our pay by over a thousand dollars a month, and requiring us to attend monthly “Target Meetings” in a building that’s 45 minutes away from our store and start at 7AM on a Saturday.

Merry Christmas

Please fire me. I have been forced for two weeks to donate the last few dollars of my paycheck in order to get my boss a christmas gift. It is a coffee pot that costs $150, and after being badgered over and over again I finally donated. On the big day of reveal to the boss, he said “Oh, my wife just got me one of these.” So, he decided to leave it at the office and it is rarely used.