Adam Chromý's Blog, page 78

Please fire me. This year we had to pay $20 a person to attend a mandatory Christmas party, where we...

Please fire me. This year we had to pay $20 a person to attend a mandatory Christmas party, where we were served pizza.  The cost came to $12 per person, but our boss took the extra cash as payment for organizing the party.

Please fire me. The receptionist got into a drunken fist fight with a coworker’s date at the...

Please fire me. The receptionist got into a drunken fist fight with a coworker’s date at the holiday party because the date called our Director of Ops a bitch for taking too long in the bathroom. Instead of being fired, the receptionist got a gift certificate for a massage from the CEO.

Please fire me. My place of employment, which focuses on making Christmas a time of hope and joy has...

Please fire me. My place of employment, which focuses on making Christmas a time of hope and joy has managed to suck all semblance of hope and joy from my life. Please let it be January already.

Please fire me. I work at a hotel. Within 5 minutes of punching a guest room toilet explodes. There...

Please fire me. I work at a hotel. Within 5 minutes of punching a guest room toilet explodes. There was fecal matter everywhere. I don’t get paid enough for this.

Please fire me. My manager keeps calling me his secretary and making me do things like clean out his...

Please fire me. My manager keeps calling me his secretary and making me do things like clean out his office closet and vacuum the office. I work in payroll.

Please fire me. I am insulted by a crackhead on a regular basis due to my apparent inability to...

Please fire me. I am insulted by a crackhead on a regular basis due to my apparent inability to clean a toaster.

Please fire me. We don’t have syringes, tubing or some medications, but we do have new, ugly,...

Please fire me. We don’t have syringes, tubing or some medications, but we do have new, ugly, poorly installed metal doors. I work in a nursing home. 

Please fire me. I work at the only gas station within walking distance of a college campus and my...

Please fire me. I work at the only gas station within walking distance of a college campus and my bosses expect me to understand their broken English. 

Please fire me. I work overtime by choice and try to help others be more productive. Sounds great...

Please fire me. I work overtime by choice and try to help others be more productive. Sounds great right? My boss said, “Right now you’re about a 5 and it makes other people look bad. I need you to be a 3.”

Please fire me. I am sandwiched between my 21 year old supervisor who wants to have sex with me and...

Please fire me. I am sandwiched between my 21 year old supervisor who wants to have sex with me and a granny year old lush who wants to have sex with him.