Adam Chromý's Blog, page 76

Please fire me. I work for minimum wage at a liquor store and the owners just installed automatic...

Please fire me. I work for minimum wage at a liquor store and the owners just installed automatic electric doors to “save money.”

Please fire me. My boss regularly schedules his staff nine and three-quarter hour shifts so...

Please fire me.  My boss regularly schedules his staff nine and three-quarter hour shifts so we’re not entitled to the two breaks allowed on a ten hour.

Please fire me. After trying to leave an obviously dysfunctional meeting with my boss, she yelled at...

Please fire me. After trying to leave an obviously dysfunctional meeting with my boss, she yelled at me “COME BACK HERE” and chased me down the hall to my office. She unlocked my office door and continued to yell at me while I cried and pleaded for her to stop.

Please fire me. My manager scheduled me to come in at 8 today, our store doesn’t even open up till...

Please fire me. My manager scheduled me to come in at 8 today, our store doesn’t even open up till 10. That would not have been so bad if I wasn’t locked out completely. 

Please fire me. Inflation this year was 4 percent, and the boss gave me a raise of 25 cents an hour,...

Please fire me. Inflation this year was 4 percent, and the boss gave me a raise of 25 cents an hour, and then cut my hours.

Please fire me. You’re giving everyone who has to call off during this massive winter storm...

Please fire me. You’re giving everyone who has to call off during this massive winter storm crap for not travelling in hazardous driving conditions, and you don’t even pay us enough for car repairs.

Please fire me. We are doing interviews for an open position. After every girl leaves my boss asks,...

Please fire me. We are doing interviews for an open position. After every girl leaves my boss asks, “Did she have big boobs? How was her butt?” This makes me wonder if he was asking those same questions about me… Ew! 

Please fire me. My male boss asks me if I’m on my period.

Please fire me. My male boss asks me if I’m on my period.

Please fire me. Employee things are regularly stolen because there is no security camera in the only...

Please fire me. Employee things are regularly stolen because there is no security camera in the only place we are allowed to keep our things (most of us aren’t paid enough to afford cars to keep them instead) but we are prohibited by direct policy from putting our hands in our pockets without the accusation of stealing from our employer. 

Please fire me. Last week I ordered office supplies for the entire office. When the order came in,...

Please fire me. Last week I ordered office supplies for the entire office. When the order came in, my boss brought into my office a random item from the box of supplies and exclaimed, “Merry Christmas”.  He actually gave it to me as my gift.