Adam Chromý's Blog, page 75

Please fire me. I dread going into work because of the two month old spinach artichoke dip that has...

Please fire me. I dread going into work because of the two month old spinach artichoke dip that has been rotting in the corner of the back office that every single employee refuses to touch because it “isn’t theirs.”

Please fire me. I work in a cinema and I’ve been called a “stupid whore” by a 12...

Please fire me. I work in a cinema and I’ve been called a “stupid whore” by a 12 year old kid when I refused entry to a film with an 18 rating. 

Please fire me. I started a BBQ business with my father, and he stole my recipes and is keeping all...

Please fire me. I started a BBQ business with my father, and he stole my recipes and is keeping all the money.

Please fire me. I am forced to sit on the floor and work during shift overlaps. They rarely vacuum.

Please fire me. I am forced to sit on the floor and work during shift overlaps. They rarely vacuum. 

Please fire me. I work as a bank teller and just had a member spend ten minutes arguing with me that...

Please fire me. I work as a bank teller and just had a member spend ten minutes arguing with me that adding her check deposit wouldn’t change the amount of change in her account. Last time I checked, if you add 0.13 to 0.95, you get 1.08. She accused me of stealing her 95 cents and replacing it with a dollar.

Please fire me. My boss just straight up yelled at us to sit down at our desks and told us we aren’t...

Please fire me. My boss just straight up yelled at us to sit down at our desks and told us we aren’t allowed to take a 10 minute break for frozen yogurt. And then called us unprofessional.

Please fire me. I was just told my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do...

Please fire me. I was just told my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do things. 

Please fire me. I am a student, take out $35,000 in loans a year, and have to PAY to work someone...

Please fire me. I am a student, take out $35,000 in loans a year, and have to PAY to work someone else’s job - because it is called ‘learning.’

Please fire me. I am continuously told by my boss that I look too young and have to do something...

Please fire me. I am continuously told by my boss that I look too young and have to do something about it. She then continues to talk about her botox treatments.

Please fire me. My boss said “Everyone on our staff has a college degree, even _________...

Please fire me. My boss said “Everyone on our staff has a college degree, even _________ ” (my name.)