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Please fire me. My boss has this horrible infection on her big toe and every day I come in, she...

Please fire me. My boss has this horrible infection on her big toe and every day I come in, she takes the band aid off to show me how bad the infection has gotten… It’s gotten bad.

Please fire me. My boss says “Right Quick” whenever she says she needs something soon....

Please fire me. My boss says “Right Quick” whenever she says she needs something soon. She’s not Australian.

Please fire me. I have been a boss my whole life trying to make the lives of my employees pleasant....

Please fire me.  I have been a boss my whole life trying to make the lives of my employees pleasant. They still hate me. 

Please fire me. I’m a waitress paying my way through college and was told by a customer they...

 Please fire me. I’m a waitress paying my way through college and was told by a customer they couldn’t tip me because they were paying for their child’s college. 

https://soundcloud.com/jim-romenesko/...

https://soundcloud.com/jim-romenesko/aol-ceo-tim-armstrong-8-9-2013:

Please fire me. But not on a public conference call for taking a harmless selfie.

Please fire me. My boss just started weekly bible verses at a work.

Please fire me.  My boss just started weekly bible verses at a work.

Please fire me. My job is to sell, but that’s kind of difficult when no one even enters my...

Please fire me. My job is to sell, but that’s kind of difficult when no one even enters my store.

staff:3 in 10 workers look for a new job while they’re at...

staff:

3 in 10 workers look for a new job while they’re at work. Some, even while they’re on-air.

http://www.tumblr.com/jobs

Please fire me. My coworker just sent an email to the IT team notifying us that her laptop is...

Please fire me.  My coworker just sent an email to the IT team notifying us that her laptop is broken. Apparently she was using the wifi switch thinking it was the power button.

Please fire me. My 50 year old American coworker once asked why Germans didn’t celebrate...

Please fire me.  My 50 year old American coworker once asked why Germans didn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Upon explaining it, she replied “Oh…it must be British thing then.”