Adam Chromý's Blog, page 96

Please fire me. One of my managers huffs compressed air cans. The other comes in drunk. And I get...

Please fire me.  One of my managers huffs compressed air cans.  The other comes in drunk.  And I get blamed for everything.

Please fire me. I got a huge lecture from my boss about my heroin use, which I wouldn’t mind...

Please fire me.  I got a huge lecture from my boss about my heroin use, which I wouldn’t mind usually, I realize it’s something I shouldn’t be doing, except I was at the end of a busy service where I had cooked a la carte meals for approx 300 (exceedingly wealthy/fussy) diners without a single mistake, and he was so drunk he could barely stand and later drove home.

Please fire me. I asked the head waiter why there was an apple in the lemon basket, in case we had...

Please fire me.  I asked the head waiter why there was an apple in the lemon basket, in case we had some new drink I hadn’t heard of that is supposed to be served with a slice of apple or something. After a 10-minute rant about all the different places you could place an apple, he finally proposes that I ask the apple itself why it is laying in the lemon basket.

Please fire me. No less than 3 of my coworkers use the word pacifically instead of specifically on...

Please fire me.  No less than 3 of my coworkers use the word pacifically instead of specifically on a daily basis.

Please fire me. Bugs crawl in my desk. The janitors make twice as much as I do.

Please fire me.  Bugs crawl in my desk.  The janitors make twice as much as I do.

Please fire me. I work at a store in a bad part of town and two customers where caught doing crack...

Please fire me.  I work at a store in a bad part of town and two customers where caught doing crack in the men’s bathroom.

Please fire me. There’s hand soap in the urinals where I work.

Please fire me.  There’s hand soap in the urinals where I work.

Please fire me. My cubicle-mate keeps turning around to sneeze on me.

Please fire me. My cubicle-mate keeps turning around to sneeze on me.

Please fire me. They make me work so many hours I don’t know who my family is anymore!

Please fire me. They make me work so many hours I don’t know who my family is anymore!

Please fire me. My father is my boss.

Please fire me. My father is my boss.