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May 29, 2015
Gigolo Girl Audio
Listen to me read a chapter from our newest book Gigolo Girl – available now at Amazon for only $4.99!
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May 28, 2015
Gigolo Girl
WARNING: This book contains comic situations, lesbian sex and comic lesbian sex.
When Mildred’s girlfriend runs off with all the egg money, Mildred decides she has had enough of small to...
May 21, 2015
The Haunted Ring
Listen closely and ye shall hear the tale of the haunted ring.
The haunted ring is a beautiful ruby ring that has been in my family for generations. It became a part of my family back during the Depression in the 1930s. My grandpa was working at a gas station in Big Cabin, Oklahoma. Money was tight, but not as bad as the western part that came to be known as the Dust Bowl.
One day while he was pumping gas, a car pulled up. A man got out and said he was trying to get to Texas to be with his wi...
May 6, 2015
The LezBeans, Episode 18, “The Terrible Peaches Incident”
I love peaches. So when I saw cans of peaches on sale at the grocery store, I bought half a case.
I immediately searched the internet for the perfect peach pie recipe. Once I found it, I armed myself with an apron and went to the kitchen to get my Betty Crocker on.
There was only one problem. When I looked in the pantry —
the peaches were missing. Where could they be?
Then I heard a noise. It sounded like a lovesick cow or like a goat giving birth. I followed the noise to Lulu’s bedroom wh...
April 22, 2015
How A Playboy Bunny Changed My Life
The year was 1990 and I lived in Woodland Hills, California. Thats not too far from Los Angelesunless youre commuting from downtown during rush hour and then its a grueling two hours away. I worked as an editorial assistant (glorified secretary) for a small newspaper. The job paid me in peanuts, but was just enough to keep me alive while I worked on my writing career. I had written three plays and five screenplays and none of them had seen the light of day.
I was an unproduced playwright and...
April 16, 2015
Gilda and Me
My first love was Gilda Radner. I was fifteen when I fell for her and I fell hard. I never missed an SNL. Ever. I memorized all her skits word for word, verbatim.
Gilda was everything I wanted to be and everything I knew I never would be. She was skinny with that big mouth, soulful eyes and hungry look. She had all that wild-ass hair that curled every which way. She was funny, sure, but she had talent that went beyond that. She was original, one-of-a-kind, deliriously funny. She was Roseanna...
April 8, 2015
The LezBeans, Episode 17, “Tini’s Accident”
While I went to work, Tini stayed home with Lulu. Lulu was in her room with the door closed. Tini heard a strange noise.
The noises grew in strangeness and intensity, so Tini walked up to the door and listened closer.
Unable to figure out what they were, Tini pressed her ear against the door in the hopes of deciphering the strange noises.
Suddenly, Lulu appeared, holding the door’s hinge pins in her hand. She said, “Hey! Did you know that these little bolts where the only thing keeping the...
March 31, 2015
The Ins and Outs of Kindle Unlimited
By Layce Gardner & Saxon Bennett
As readers we adore Amazons Kindle Unlimited program. We each read at least 100 books a year. Our daughter reads, too. (Mostly graphic novels.) We each have our very own kindle. (I want to be buried with mine.) So it only makes sense financially, as a family, to invest in Amazons Kindle Unlimited program.
For those not in the know, heres how Kindle Unlimited (KU) works: You pay a $10 per month subscription fee and you can then borrow an unlimited number of boo...
March 26, 2015
Indian Ghost Story
This is a true story.
When I was in college I had a VW bug. It was mostly primer and there were holes in the floorboard. I also owned a Yamaha 400 motorcycle.
I went to college at Northeastern State University in Tahlequah, Oklahoma. For those of you not in the know, Tahlequah is the capital of the Cherokee Nation. It is the end point of the Trail of Tears. So, as you can imagine there is a lot of Native American history here. The towns street signs are written both in English and in Cherokee...
March 19, 2015
The LezBeans, Episode 16, “Fluffy Dreams”
When Lulu was four-years-old she asked me what clouds were made of. I told her that clouds were made of marshmallows. One night when she was going to bed, she told me that she was going to dream about flying high in the sky through the marshamallow clouds.
That gave me an idea.
I set my alarm for two o’clock in the morning. I got up and oh-so-quietly sneaked into Lulu’s room. Then I put a handful of marshmallows in Lulu’s panties while she slept.
I wanted her to have fluffy dreams of flying...
