NeonSeon's Blog, page 8
September 25, 2018
High Strung
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Leonard: Anyone tell you that you’re a bit high strung? Shouty: No, I’m not. Leonard: Like this. [Leonard plucks a guitar string and it makes the high pitched noise, “Ping!” Shouty looks upset.]
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September 21, 2018
Sober Six Pack
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Shouty: What are you bringing to that raw vegan party? Leonard: A six pack of– Shouty: Beer isn’t raw! Leonard: Let me finish. A six pack of bananas. [Leonard is holding up a bunch of six bananas.]
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September 18, 2018
Who’s to blame?
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Message Thread. Mike: Thank you for accepting my invitation to connect! Rick: You’re welcome, Mike! Nice to reconnect with you. Mike: Thank you, Rick! Mike: Sure thing, take care! Rick: You, too! [Smiley Face Emoji] Mike: Thanks! [Smiley Face Emoji] Rick: You’re welcome! Mike: [Thumbs Up Emoji] Rick: [Thumbs Up Emoji][Smiley Face Emoji] Mike: [Smiley Face Emoji] Rick: [Smiley Face Emoji]
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September 14, 2018
Scale
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Shouty steps on the scale in his undershirt and underwear. The scale reads 281. Twelve seconds later, he’s back on the scale. This time without an undershirt and he has swapped boxers for briefs. The scale reads 282. Shouty exclaims, “C’mon!”
September 7, 2018
Last Cookie
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Shouty (to the man at the cookie station): I got the last cookie! Today is my lucky day! [Shouty picks up the cookie to eat it.] Man (to person off-screen): Bring out the fresh batch. [Shouty has his mouth full with the cookie and is upset.]
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September 4, 2018
Unexplained Mystery
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1-2 HOURS is the time it takes to charge your phone to 99%, but also the time it takes to chage that last 1%.
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August 31, 2018
Low (Down) Battery
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Mobile phone with low battery is plugged in and charging. Mobile phone pulls its plug out so it will stop charging. Mobile Phone: Shhhh!
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August 24, 2018
Exercise Tracking
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Shouty: Now that I got a Fitbit, I walk during my lunch break. Leonard: Awesome, man! [Next Day] Leonard: How was your lunch walk? Shouty: I didn’t go. Leonard: Why not? Shouty: I forgot my Fitbit so it wouldn’t have counted.
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August 21, 2018
Air Pollution
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Shouty (wearing an air pollution face mask): Due to the poor air quality, I’ve had to forgo my morning exercise routine. Leonard: But you don’t have an exercise routine. Shouty (putting his index finger up to his lips over the mask): Shhhh.
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August 17, 2018
Exercise
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Shouty: Do you ever fart when you workout? Leonard: Yeah, why? Shouty: Do you ever wonder when the fart would have come out, had you not been working out? Leonard: Uh, no. Shouty: Exercise. Because fart does a body good.
