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November 6, 2018
Election 2018
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Shouty is surfing on the crest of a deep blue wave.
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November 2, 2018
Ribs
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Leonard: “No shirt, eh?” Shouty, with sauce on his face but none on his body, is eating a rib without a shirt on: “Don’t want to ruin it.” Leonard: “You have 1 rib left and you haven’t spilled once. I think you can put it back on now.” Shouty: “True.” [5 minutes later, Shouty has fresh sauce spills on his shirt to match the ones that were already on his face. He looks upset at Leonard.]
October 30, 2018
Candy Cornhole
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Candy Cornhole [The Cornhole platform is in the shape of a large kernel of candy corn.]
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October 26, 2018
Change
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Last leaf on the tree: “But I’m scared.” Fallen leaf on the ground: “You can do it. Just relax and let go.”
October 23, 2018
Veggie Pizza
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Shouty, holding a box of frozen veggie pizza: “You know what I like to do with these veggie pizzas?” Shouty, holding pepperoni: “Make them supreme.”
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October 16, 2018
Toilet Paper Comedy
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Roll of Toilet Paper, doing stand-up comedy: “I’m on a roll tonight!”
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October 12, 2018
Pen Ink
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When Ink Runs Dry [Pie Chart with 95% assigned to “Signing a receipt” and 5% assigned to “All other times.”]
October 8, 2018
Unfulfilled Potential: The Slice
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[A lone pizza slice is left.] He (the pizza slice) knew both of them wanted him, but were too polite to act on it. “No, you take it.” “No, you!” As he sat on top of the trash heap, he wondered what might have been.
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October 5, 2018
Do Something Nice Day
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Leonard: I treated the office to donuts for “Do Something Nice Day.” Shouty: I let a driver merge in front of me, without speeding up and blocking him. Leonard: That’s not “Do Something Nice Day,” that’s what you’re supposed to do! Shouty, while giving a thumbs up: Baby steps?
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October 2, 2018
Motorcycle
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Cousin: Look! I lost the motorcycle for my action figure. [Cousin holds a tiny action figure that is in a motorcycle riding position.] Shouty: I’m sure you’ll find something to replace it. [Spotted later in a doll house: the action figure sitting on a toilet while holding the paper.]
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