NeonSeon's Blog, page 4

May 3, 2019

Shoutyzilla

Shoutyzilla Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Shoutyzilla, like Godzilla 2019, comes out of the Pacific sporting a tiny head and breathing fire.



The post Shoutyzilla appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on May 03, 2019 10:49

April 16, 2019

The Compliment

Pro Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Leonard: “I keep forgetting to tell you, you are a pro,” Shouty is smiling and blushing, “…at reading…” Shouty looks perplexed, “self-help books.” Shouty stares out into space.



The post The Compliment appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 16, 2019 21:13

April 12, 2019

Annual Checkup

Annual Checkup Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Shouty: “Is there anything my body’s doing well?”

Doctor: “Well…yes! It is very efficient…” Shouty leans in, smiling, “…at storing fat.”



The post Annual Checkup appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 12, 2019 08:50

April 9, 2019

Fingernails

Fingernails Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

As Shouty watches TV, he thinks to himself: “I gotta remember to cut my nails.” In bed, he thinks to himself: “Gotta cut my nails.” At work, a co-worker is viewing his monitor with him and says, “Which item are you looking at?” Beads of sweat come down Shouty’s face. Shouty points to the item on the monitor, his long fingernail making the noise “clink” when it hits the screen.



The post Fingernails appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 09, 2019 10:13

April 5, 2019

Nose Blowing

Nose Blowing Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Shouty: “I’m lucky….I rarely have to blow my nose.”

Leonard: “The body produces 1.5 quarts of mucus a day, but that doesn’t mean it all gets blown.”

Shouty: “What do you mean?”

Leonard: “Well, yours could be going through the back…like post nasal drip.”

Shouty looks disgusted.



The post Nose Blowing appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 05, 2019 18:17

April 2, 2019

Do Not Try This at Home

Cats and Fear Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

First frame: Sock-Sock looks unbothered as a mean bear comes into her space.

Second frame: Sock-Sock is chillin’ as a hungry wolf approaches.

Third frame: Sock-Sock jumps for her life, fur sticking straight up in fear, in response to seeing a cucumber on the floor.



The post Do Not Try This at Home appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on April 02, 2019 11:19

March 29, 2019

Productivity’s Up

Productivity's Up Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Leonard, as Shouty is typing away on his laptop: “You’ve been so productive lately. What’s your secret?”

Shouty, holding a small bottle: “It’s my new cologne. Elon Musk.”



The post Productivity’s Up appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on March 29, 2019 12:27

February 15, 2019

Grammar Tips

Grammar Tips Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Farther v. Further

“I don’t know if I can walk any farther.”

“Let’s take the argument a step further.”

When you’re talking about distance, use farther (think far away). For everything else, use further. [Shouty says, “Cool!”]

Less v. Fewer

“There is less grass.”

“There are fewer blades of grass.”

“Less stuff.”

“10 items or fewer.”

If you cannot count it, use less. If you can count it (1 dog, 2 dogs), use fewer. [Shouty looks contemplative and says, “Hmmm…Interesting”]

Me v. I

“He paid Kim and me.”

“Kim and I ate.”

Remove the other person to know whether to use I or me: He paid me / I ate.

“Jim is older than I.”

Finish the sentence to see that you use I instead of me: “Jim is older than I am.” [Shouty’s mind is blown.]



The post Grammar Tips appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on February 15, 2019 15:53

February 12, 2019

Passing the Buck

Passing the Buck Comic by Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Leonard: “Can you remind me to buy some paper towels?”

Shouty: “Sure, just remind me when we get to the store.”

Leonard, astonished: “Really?”

Shouty smirks and gives a thumbs up.



The post Passing the Buck appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on February 12, 2019 13:12

February 8, 2019

#10YearChallenge

#10YearChallenge Comic By Shouty


View Transcript

Transcript

Ten years ago, this Facebook user had 483 friends with four profile pictures showing a smiling man in a portrait shot, a cyclist, a mountain, and a cat. Ten years later, this Facebook user has fewer friends at 208 with four profile pictures showing the Black Lives Matter logo, a quote attributed to Martin Luther King, Jr.: “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”, the Rainbow Flag, and a blacked out profile picture.



The post #10YearChallenge appeared first on Shouty®.

 •  0 comments  •  flag
Share on Twitter
Published on February 08, 2019 08:39