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January 24, 2020
M.A.D.
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A battered microphone stands on a stage in front of an audience of microphones. He says, “I mean, the stand was right there!” Beside him is a sign that reads, “M.A.D. Microphones Against Dropping.”
January 10, 2020
Methods of Payment
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Shouty, with a pensive face thinking to himself in his car: “I forgot my cash on the table… Should I go back?”
Now smiling, he thinks: “Nah, I got my credit cards.”
Shouty is eighth in line when a new register opens up. The operator of the register says, “I can take folks who are paying with cash.”
No one moves.
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January 6, 2020
Best Shouty® Comics of 2019
These are the top comics by engagement for the year on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and reddit. (There wasn’t enough engagement on Tumblr to include it this year.)
Top 5 on Facebook (Follow Shouty on Facebook)
1. Season of Giving
2. Remembering
3. Dream Come True
4. Genetic Test
5. Vegan Thanksgiving
Top 5 on Instagram (Follow Shouty on Instagram)
1. Do Not Try This at Home
2. Puzzle Solving
3. Grammar Tips
4. Productivity’s Up
5. Brush and Floss
Top 5 on Twitter (Follow Shouty on Twitter)
1. National Shower with a Friend Day
2. Let Me Know
3. Vegan Thanksgiving (see Facebook’s list above for comic)
4. Dream Come True (see Facebook’s list above for comic)
5. Merging in Bumper to Bumper Traffic
Top 5 on reddit (Follow Shouty on reddit)
1. Worry (Part I)
2. National Shower with a Friend Day (see Twitter’s list above for comic)
3. Email: Draft vs. Sent
4. Sore
5. Fingernails
Three of my personal top five of 2019 are already included above (Dream Come True, Brush and Floss, and Genetic Test) and I’d add these two:
1. Annual Checkup
2. Snow Day
Based on the data, the all time best Shouty comic of 2019 is Dream Come True!
Let’s make 2020 awesome!
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December 24, 2019
Season of Giving
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Shouty: “Check your email. I got something for you.”
Leonard: “Wow, thank you!”
Shouty smiles as Leonard reads his email.
Leonard: “A Disney Plus subscription!?! This is awesome.”
Shouty: “It’s a 7-day free trial, so make sure you cancel it or they’ll charge me.”
Leonard is laughing.
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December 17, 2019
Festive Fashion
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It’s not a tree skirt. (Arrow pointing to Shouty wearing a tree skirt.)
It’s a prize-winning Christmas poncho.
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November 26, 2019
Vegan Thanksgiving
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Shouty: “Looking forward to our first vegan Thanksgiving?”
Cousin: “It’s gonna be weird without turkey.”
Turkey: “Oh, I’ll be there. Got my invite last week.”
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November 12, 2019
Merging in Bumper to Bumper Traffic
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In bumper to bumper traffic, a yellow car is taking advantage of the wider merging lane and passing cars before merging. An arrow points to the yellow car: “Merges after passing 8 more cars.”
A few cars behind, another car merges onto the highway, when a red car centers itself in the lane to block it from passing several cars before merging. An arrow points to the red car: “Me blocking mergers from cheatin’.”
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November 8, 2019
Genetic Test
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Shouty is swabbing his cheek with a genetic testing kit.
Leonard: “You know the company will own your DNA in perpetuity, right?”
Shouty: “Yeah, so. What’s the worse that could happen?”
Leonard looks solemn.
Shouty thinks of the following scenarios:
“Your DNA was found at the crime scene”
“Your dad isn’t your dad”
“You got 7 siblings now”
“…and then he was cloned”
“You ARE the father!”
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November 5, 2019
#NoTVember
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Shouty: “I’m not watching TV for the month of November – it’s #NoTVember.
Leonard: “Watching on laptop still counts.”
Shouty, with thumbs up: “Baby steps.”
Leonard laughs.
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November 1, 2019
Happy World Vegan Day
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2019 | Shouty: “Crazy that our grandparents’ generation saw ads where doctors endorsed smoking tobacco as healthy.”
2089 | Shouty’s future relatives: “Crazy that our grandparents’ generation saw ads that touted cow’s milk as healthy for the human body.”
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