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December 28, 2018
Early Start
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Shouty: “I’m going to start eating vegan on Monday.”
Leonard: “But that’s New Year’s Eve. Why not wait until the new year?”
Shouty: “Because I want to be able to say I’ve been vegan since 2018.”
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December 21, 2018
Lazy Talk
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Cousin: “Why do they say it’s the shortest day when the day is still 24 hours long? Why not say, ‘the shortest period of daylight'”?
Shouty: “Some folks are just lazy.”
Cousin: “Kinda like when you say, ‘muscle weighs more than fat'”?
Shouty got owned!
December 18, 2018
#LogOutFacebook
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Shouty: “I’m boycotting Facebook and Instagram this week per NAACP.”
Leonard: “What are you going to do with all that free time?”
Shouty: “I picked up a second job.”
Leonard laughs.
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December 14, 2018
Holiday Spirit
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“‘Tis the season to be jolly!” Shouty is dressed with Santa hat, fitted on his pear-shaped head, a green bowtie, white shirt, gray culottes, and white and red stripped socks.
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December 11, 2018
Diet Start Date
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FRIDAY – Shouty: “I’ll start my diet on Monday. That’ll give me the weekend to prepare.”
MONDAY – Shouty: “Tuesday is ruled by Mars, the planet of energy and strength. That’ll be a good day to start.”
TUESDAY – Shouty: “Wednesday’s 12/12. Sounds cool. Plus, 12 is a powerful number in numerology.”
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December 4, 2018
National Sock Day
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Two socks are holding on to each other, one wearing a bowtie, the other wearing a veil. The one on the left says, “I, Left Sock, take thee, Right Sock, to be my wedded sock. From this day forward, from drawer to foot, in washer and in dryer, tumbled or air-dried, fresh or stinky, holey or limp, I pledge myself to you till death do us part.”
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November 30, 2018
Hair Growth
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Bar graph with y-axis representing “Rate of Growth” and x-axis with four bars: “Hair You Shave,” which is halfway up the y-axis, “Whiskers,” which is three-quarters of the y-axis, “Hair Growing through a Mole,” which is the whole y-axis and even goes off-frame, and “Hair You Want to Grow,” which is 1/20 of the y-axis.
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November 27, 2018
#Winning
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Shouty: “I’m starting my diet tomorrow.” Leonard: “Awesome.” Shouty, looking at watch: “Actually, I’m starting right now at…9:22 p.m.” Leonard, bewildered: “But you’re about to go to bed.” Shouty, grinning: “Exactly. By the time I wake up, I’ll have a half day under my belt.”
November 20, 2018
Life
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Life…like a roll of toilet paper, it goes faster toward the end.
November 13, 2018
How the Brain Works
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Off screen someone says to a young Shouty, eating a candy bar: “You’re fat!” Shouty looks sad. There is an arrow pointing to a storage disk used to save files. Off screen someone says to current age Shouty: “Lookin’ good!” Shouty blushes and replies, “Thanks!” There is an arrow pointing to a trash can with crumbled papers.
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