NeonSeon's Blog, page 10
July 3, 2018
National Eat Your Beans Day
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Big Green Split Pea: See that kidney bean? He’s the toughest of us all…takes 8 hours of soaking to make him soft. Small Green Split Pea: What about us, the split peas? Big Green Split Pea: Weak…no soaking needed. That’s how we got our nickname. Small Green Split Pea: What nickname? Kidney Bean: Yo! Split peons!
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June 29, 2018
Don’t Do This
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Shouty: I’m going to stop watching TV and reading the news. Leonard: Why? Shouty: The news is so depressing. Leonard: March with me tomorrow. You can’t put your head in the sand. [Shouty’s head is in a block of sand. Leonard drinks his green smoothie.]
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June 26, 2018
Keepin’ It Healthy
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Shouty: Instead of eating a scoop of ice cream, I like to grab a handful of nuts and fruit. Then I eat that with three scoops of ice cream. [Banana split shown.]
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June 22, 2018
Clever Cats
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Black Cat (speaking to group of cats): We might not have a “Take Your Dog to Work Day,” but that’s strictly on grammatical grounds. We all know the term should be “bring” instead of “take.” Stupid humans!
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June 19, 2018
June 15, 2018
Starving
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Shouty: I’m starving and there’s nothing to eat. Wanna get takeout? Leonard: What about all those veggies you bought at the farmers market? [Shouty looks sad.] Shouty: Oh, c’mon! You know that’s aspirational food!
June 12, 2018
The Dip
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Tortilla Chip: I put my hand upon your hip. When I dip you dip we dip. [Tortilla Chip is holding another tortilla chip over guacamole dip.]
June 8, 2018
National Best Friends Day
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Mirror: He helps me see myself clearer. Glass Cleaner: She makes me feel like I make a difference. [Both are personified and have their arms around each other.]
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June 5, 2018
Transformation Tuesday: Fruit Edition
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Grape: Ronnie? I barely recognized you! Ronnie the Raisin: I know! I feel like a new man! Got some sun, lost some weight….
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June 1, 2018
National Donut Day
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Donut: I’m a plain donut. Don’t glaze me, bro!
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