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February 6, 2018
Priorities
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Perseid Meteor Shower [Shouty is sound asleep.]; Lunar Eclipse [Shouty is sound asleep.]; Once-in-a-century Super Blue Moon [Shouty is sound asleep.]; Couple heard faintly arguing across the street [Shouty wakes up and is steathily watching from the window.]
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February 2, 2018
Where’s the lie tho?
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Person on phone talking to Shouty: “Are you keeping your resolution to read an hour a day?” Shouty: “I haven’t missed a day yet! In fact, I probably need to go so I can get it in.” [Shouty sits down in front of the television and puts the subtitles on to Scandal. In the first scene we see Shouty reading, “Hi.”]
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January 26, 2018
Patience
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July 2017: Shouty thinks, “Too much money…pass,” as he sees a movie he wants to watch on Amazon FireTV for $19.99. October 2017: Shouty thinks, “Wanna see it but I’ll wait,” as he views the same movie for the same price. Yesterday: Shouty thinks, “Booya! Who just saved $11, son?!” as he buys the movie he’s been eyeing for a reduced price of $8.99. Today: Shouty sees the movie available for free on Netflix.
January 23, 2018
Happy Pie Day
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Doctor: I’m pleased to report your chart is normal. [Doctor is holding a pie chart, and the patient is an apple pie.]
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January 19, 2018
Selfie Match
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[Shouty takes a selfie, then says, “Aw man…” when looking at his phone. Google Arts & Culture app has matched his selfie with a still life painting of a pear.]
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January 16, 2018
Bad Breath
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Leonard: What’s that you’re blowing into? Shouty: The Rank Breathalyzer. Anything over 4 is rank. Leonard: That says you blew a 6!
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January 5, 2018
Ridge-cut
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Leonard: Why do you prefer ridge-cut potato chips? Shouty: The increased surface area delivers more fat per bite! Leonard: Say what? Shouty: It’s high tech, man. It’s an advanced fat delivery system.
January 2, 2018
No Faces
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Leonard: This year I’m not eating anything with a face. Shouty: Look, I bought vegan treats! …Too bad you can’t have any… Leonard: But… Shema: Gotcha!
December 31, 2017
Best Shouty® Comics of 2017
These are the top comics by engagement for the ~year~ on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, reddit, and Tumblr. (I didn’t include Google+ b/c there isn’t an analytics section where I can easily access this data.)
Top 5 on Facebook (Follow Shouty on Facebook)
1. Soap
2. A Fart’s Journey
3. Passive Aggressive
4. Just Roll with It
5. Inauguration Day
Top 5 on Instagram (Follow Shouty on Instagram)
1. Soap (see Facebook’s list above for comic)
2. A Fart’s Journey (see Facebook’s list above for comic)
3. Seed of Photon
4. Teefus Perfectus
5. Whatever Works…
Top 5 on Twitter (Follow Shouty on Twitter)
1. Net Neutrality
2. Representation
3. Pi
4. National French Toast Day Hacks
5. Cliffhanger
Top 5 on reddit (Follow Shouty on reddit)
1. Pi (see Twitter’s list above for comic)
2. Soap (see Facebook’s list above for comic)
3. Delivery
4. Cinnamon Roll
5. Unconditional Love / Shouty & his cat
Top 5 on Tumblr (Follow Shouty on Tumblr)
1. Where is the lie?
2. World Smile Day
3. Carnival
4. Fine Print
5. Feline Immunity
Based on the data, the all time best Shouty comic of 2017 is Soap!
Let’s make 2018 awesome!
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December 19, 2017
Representation
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Gingerbread Man: Where are my legs? Oh, I see… Cool.
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