NeonSeon's Blog, page 16
November 3, 2017
Optimal Cheeseburger Assembly
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Optimal Cheeseburger Assembly:
Tomato will keep the bun firmly on top.
Shredded lettuce because leaf is like a sheet of ice that makes the top bun slide off.
Onion above cheese for grip.
Cheese melted on top of burger on grill.
Mayo, the only condiment, on bottom to keep the bun from getting soggy.
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October 31, 2017
October 27, 2017
Rules
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Cousin: Bananas don’t go in recycling! Shouty: Relax, it’s no big deal. [Recycling Sorting Center – 0 Days Without An Accident]
October 25, 2017
Healthy Sales
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If veggies were packaged like junk food….
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October 20, 2017
Perspective
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Your Fart [Shouty is scoring it and getting a good whiff.] Not Your Fart [Shouty is in a hazmat suit with a respirator.]
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October 13, 2017
Friday the 13th
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[Friday the 13th] Black Cat: Ok, team, let’s go cross as many paths as possible!
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October 6, 2017
October 3, 2017
September 29, 2017
Coffee Bean Dreams
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Career Day, Child Coffee Bean 1: I want to be a latte when I grow up! Child Coffee Bean 2: I want to be cake! Child Coffee Bean 3: I’mmo be ice cream! (Decaf is the one not paying attention.)
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September 26, 2017
Licence to Grill
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Pancake: The name’s Jack. Flapjack.
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