NeonSeon's Blog, page 20
June 2, 2017
Feline Immunity
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty yawns. Shouty: My cat is immune to contagious yawning. Sock-Sock thought bubble: This is a one-way relationship.
The post Feline Immunity appeared first on Shouty®.
May 30, 2017
Cliffhanger
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty: I lost my fit tracker! Leonard: Sorry, man. [Earlier…] Nervous Emoji: Can’t…hold on…too tight! Fearful Emoji: Don’t let go! Noooooooooo!
The post Cliffhanger appeared first on Shouty®.
May 26, 2017
Teefus Perfectus
View Transcript
Transcript
Leonard: Did you like your new dentist? Shouty: It was hard to look him in the eyes. [Earlier that day…] Dentist: See you in three months, Shouty. Tooth: Yassss! Gaze into our perfectly straight whiteness…
The post Teefus Perfectus appeared first on Shouty®.
May 23, 2017
Sleeping Hours
View Transcript
Transcript
Breakdown of Shouty’s Sleeping Hours [Pie Chart: Web Surfing, Restless Mind Syndrome, I Can’t Fall Asleep Thoughts, Quality Sleep, Snooze Sleep]
The post Sleeping Hours appeared first on Shouty®.
May 19, 2017
Bike to Work Day
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty: I love “Bike to Work Day”! Leonard: I didn’t know you rode! Shouty: I don’t, but my commute was cut in half this morning!
The post Bike to Work Day appeared first on Shouty®.
May 16, 2017
Whyyyy
View Transcript
Transcript
After several hours of tossing and turning, Shouty finds the perfect position. 3 seconds later… [alarm goes off]
May 12, 2017
Stomach PSI
View Transcript
Transcript
Leonard: Did you just put a tire pressure gauge in your belly button?! Shouty: Yes, and it says I still have room for dessert!
The post Stomach PSI appeared first on Shouty®.
May 9, 2017
Time is Relative
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty: I can’t believe a third of the year is already over! Sock-Sock: Pfft, that’s like 1.5 years for me….
The post Time is Relative appeared first on Shouty®.
May 5, 2017
Glutton
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty is thinking…
A. This is delicious AF!
B. Hands down best lunch.
C. Glad I got this bib.
D. What’s for dinner tonight?
Answer: D.
May 2, 2017
Reality
View Transcript
Transcript
Shouty: I’ve been watching more educational TV shows lately. Leonard: Wow, that’s great, Shouty! Why are you whispering? Shouty: Well…I’m worried we might be a simulation.
