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July 11, 2017

Seed of Photon

General Sod


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Sod: You are the one they call gardener? Gardener: Yeah… Sod: Kneel before sod!



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Published on July 11, 2017 11:59

July 7, 2017

Passive Aggressive

Passive Aggressive


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Cashier: That’ll be $9.96. Shouty: Here’s a ten…and a penny! Cashier: Your change is 5 cents. [Shouty is given 5 pennies.]



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Published on July 07, 2017 08:09

June 30, 2017

Hypocrite Convention

Hypocrite Convention


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“Hypocrite Convention” Banner // Car parked in two spots with “Golden Rule” bumper sticker



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Published on June 30, 2017 14:32

June 27, 2017

Timing

Timing investments


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[Year: 2000] Leonard: You’re investing your inheritance into a cd/tape rack invention? Shouty: Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?



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Published on June 27, 2017 11:39

June 23, 2017

Cockroaches

Cockroaches for a better life


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Mother Cockroach: This is an old photo of your great grandfather taken two months ago when he came to the new world in a damp laundry bag so you would have better opportunities.



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Published on June 23, 2017 10:04

June 20, 2017

Just Roll With It

A Tree's Life


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Tree: This won’t be so bad, right? I could become a sculpture or origami paper, a guitar…. [Is used for toilet paper] Tree: Really?



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Published on June 20, 2017 13:06

June 16, 2017

Soap

New versus old soap


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New soap: Reporting for duty! Old soap: The things I’ve seen….



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Published on June 16, 2017 08:54

June 13, 2017

Art Project

Art casting


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Shouty: Look at what we made! Merlington: What is it? Shouty: They’re casts of our belly buttons!



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Published on June 13, 2017 11:52

June 9, 2017

A Fart’s Journey

A Fart's Journey


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[A Fart’s Journey] Fart: P-P-P-P-P-P Fart: Weeeeeee! I made it!



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Published on June 09, 2017 09:32

June 6, 2017

Sweet Tooth

Sweet Tooth


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Shouty: …And this is how you make mint chocolate floss.



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Published on June 06, 2017 11:21