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April 28, 2017
Bed Hack
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Shouty: I started making my bed everyday! Shema: Sleeping on top of a “made bed” every night isn’t making your bed, Shouty!
April 25, 2017
It’s Sticky
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Shema: Are you wearing lip gloss? Shouty: Nah, this is donut glaze.
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April 21, 2017
Prince Tribute
Name the eight songs from six albums. Go!
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Shouty: Something about this feels familiar….
H/t to the following songs on these albums:
1999: “1999” ~ ‘the sky was all purple…’, “Little Red Corvette” ~ shown on back of cereal box
Around the World in a Day: “Raspberry Beret” ~ sported by Merlington
Parade: “Mountains” ~ ‘and the sea’ on the back of the cereal box, “Sometimes It Snows In April” ~ snow and snowman
Sign ‘O Times: “Starfish & Coffee” ~ Merlington’s breakfast
Lovesexy: “Positivity” ~ ‘have you had your plus sign today?’
Emancipation: “Joint 2 Joint” ~ ‘U don’t even know what kind of cereal I like. Wrong! Cap’n Crunch with soy milk, Cuz cows are 4 calves.’
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April 18, 2017
Blind Spot
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Shouty: It’s so gross when people don’t wash their hands. I always do! [Meanwhile in Shouty’s mouth…] [Hygiene Department Eviction Notice Mr. Tertius Molar You must vacate the premises due to complaints of neglect from your neighbors.]
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April 14, 2017
Anticipation + Hope
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:: Past
:: Future
Shouty stands in the present looking toward the future with anticipation and hope.
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April 11, 2017
Superpower
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When Shouty’s back is against the wall, he turns into…OTTO-MAN!
(Shouty is wearing a cape with an ottoman on it, lounging with his feet up on an ottoman and watching TV instead of doing the things he needs to do.)
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April 7, 2017
Fat Cell-ebration
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Shouty: After I lose weight, why do I always gain more back? Shema (off-screen): Because fat remembers the fun and invites friends.
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April 4, 2017
Planned Procrastinating
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Shouty: I just filed my tax extension. Merlington: But you still have two whole weeks! Shouty: Nah.
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March 31, 2017
Her Name is Sleep
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Sleep the Savage Seducer
:: Abandons u when u need her
[Shouty is wide awake in the middle of the night.]
:: And shows up when u don’t
[Shouty is struggling to stay awake while driving.]
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March 28, 2017
Permissions
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[When you try to get an app]
Lazy Man’s Lexicon App by SoundSmartie, Inc. for Everyone.
Sound smart with little effort! Improve your vocabulary every time you’re on the toilet.
[But pass because they nosy]
Lazy Man’s Lexicon needs accces to Identity, Contacts, Location, Camera, Microphone, YMCA Safe Combo, Bank routing/acct #’s, Social Security #, Mom’s Maiden Name, Fecal Pantone Color
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