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March 24, 2017
Whatever Works
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Shouty: My phone’s broken. It’ll be strange going to bed without it…. Shema: You’ll be fine. [Shouty shines a flashlight on his face to mimic the blue light emitted from a mobile phone screen and sleeps soundly.]
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March 21, 2017
Seasonal Itis
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Doctor: You listed you were allergic to Effor. Is that a drug? Shouty: I meant “Effort.” It’s not chronic though.
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March 17, 2017
Where is the lie?
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[When you know you lyin’]
Shouty: “…diet is going great! For lunch I had a green smoothie, fruit, and sliced veggies.
[But it holds up in court]
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March 14, 2017
Pi
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Cousin: Will I ever use pi in real life? Shouty: Let me show you my pizza takeout menu. [Pizza of Giza Menu shows calculations of the area of each pizza and the corresponding price per square inch so that Shouty can choose the best priced pizza.]
March 10, 2017
Bedtime
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[When the alarm goes off] Shouty (thought bubble): I’m going to bed early tonight. [2 hours past bedtime] [Drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot…]
March 7, 2017
Health Hack
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Sitting is the new smoking, so I eat standing.
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March 3, 2017
Job Security
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Shouty: I have a plan to robot-proof my job! Leonard: How? [10 minutes later….] Shouty: Dress like a robot so they’ll think I already got replaced! Leonard: I *think* that will have the opposite effect.
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February 28, 2017
The Purple One
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I’m going to tweet this at exactly 10:30AM CST. [Tweet: It’s been seven hours and (3)13 days…. #Prince #MissU]
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February 24, 2017
Bandwidth
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Shouty: My internet’s not moving the way it used to. Wish there were some kind of relief! Shema: Sounds like you need some Google Fiber.
February 21, 2017
Lean Methodology
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I’ve shortened the process of making krispie treats! Got it down to two seconds!
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