NeonSeon's Blog, page 15
December 15, 2017
Net Neutrality
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Before #NetNeutrality Repeal: I stream all my media! Even my books are in the cloud. I can do anything I want online. After #NetNeutrality Repeal: First I had to buy a dictionary and encyclopedias to save money on web searches, then a DVD player, VCR and an antenna to watch my shows…then I got a book of stamps for correspondence and a ham radio so I can stay woke, then I lost my job at the startup and now…
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December 12, 2017
Carnival
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Carnival worker: Step right up and get your dopamine hit! [Sign: Social Media Feedback Loops! Gaming Rewards! ‘N’ More] Computer Tent
December 8, 2017
Rank
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Instructor: Believe in yourself! Each of you is smarter than someone in this room…except you. But don’t worry…you’re the BEST at being dumb!
December 5, 2017
Delivery
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90’s – Shouty: Pizza’s on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to pick it up?
Now – Shouty: Pizza’s on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to call it in?
Future – Shouty: Pizza on the way! Leonard: Remember when you had to get up from the sofa?
December 1, 2017
December 1st
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Let’s make it a December to remember!
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November 28, 2017
National French Toast Day Hacks
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National French Toast Day Hacks – Remember the same ingredients make…French Toast – Cinnamon Toast, Eggs & Milk – Fake Puke
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November 21, 2017
Home Gym
Gives new meaning to the phrase “pumping iron.”
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Week 1, Week 2
November 17, 2017
Patient #1126
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Orthodontist: What the? Holy crap…what an underbite! Alien: Can you fix it?
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November 14, 2017
Old Man Dill
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Old Man Dill: I remember when I was young…. I was firm and steady. I had it all going for me.
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November 7, 2017
Fake News
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There are 4 types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, those who watch fake things happen, those who say, “What happened?” – Mary Kay Ash
