NeonSeon's Blog, page 11
May 25, 2018
Inside the Shoe
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[Right foot is inside a stiletto.] Second Toe: Mom!!!! He’s touching me! Middle Toe, pressed against Second Toe so hard it’s deforming its shape: So?! Little Toe, being overlapped by Fourth Toe: Stop smothering me! I can’t breathe! (Big Toe, aka Mom, looks upon them with a frown.)
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May 22, 2018
He Tried It
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Leonard: Did it work? Shouty: Nope! Marc: At least you smell good. [Displayed in the next frame is a men’s cologne bottle with the label, “Motivation,” shaped in the silhouette of a muscular man in the Front Double Bicep Pose.]
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May 18, 2018
Index Finger
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Index Finger: I’m the first finger, also called index or pointer. I symbolize victory, #1. They even make foam hands featuring me. I’m a very big deal. [Later: Index finger is being used to pick Shouty’s nose.]
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May 15, 2018
Sandwich Bag
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Sandwich Bag: Hi, I’m a sandwich bag and I hold sandwiches! [ Next panel: Sandwich bag being used to pick up dog poop.]
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May 11, 2018
New Angle
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Shema: What are you doing? You have tons of work to do! Shouty (in the Sukhasana yoga pose): Shh… I’m busy. This is called “conscious procrastination.”
May 8, 2018
National Pet Week
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Shouty: I’d like the cake to say: “Happy National Pet Week.” Baker” National what week? Shouty: Pet – like pets. Baker: Spell it. The connection is going in and out. Shouty: Uh…P as in pneumonia. E as in…ennui. T as in…tsunami. S as in…s-curl. Baker: Nose week?
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May 4, 2018
Happy Star Wars Day
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May the Fourth Be with You! [Marc is Chewbacca, Leonard is Han, Sock-Sock is Yoda, Shouty is Luke, Merlington is Leia, Shema is R2D2, and Cousin is C3PO.]
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May 1, 2018
Beef Jerky
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Marc: I heard beef jerky is really high in sodium. In fact, I heard beef in general wasn’t good for you. [Shouty is mid-bite into a rod of beef jerky.] Marc: Just sayin’…. [Shouty stares out to space, thinking about how he could be eating someone Marc knows.]
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April 27, 2018
Faking It
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Man on TV: If your mind can conceive and believe it, you can achieve it! Shouty thinks: Is that why I can’t lose weight? Cuz I can’t envision myself fit? [Shouty has an idea!] While looking at himself in the mirror with virtual reality goggles and flexing with his panus out, he thinks to himself: Yes, I lost the weight!
April 24, 2018
Ants (Cont’d)
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Shouty: How’s your ant problem? Leonard: I see about 20 a day but it’s fewer than last week. Shouty: Maybe they could help you put in that new deck. They are carpenter ants, right? [Leonard looks speechless.]
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