NeonSeon's Blog, page 9
August 14, 2018
Fiber
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Doctor: …Are you getting enough fruits and veggies? Shouty: Definitely. Apple fritters, blueberry muffins, zucchini bread, and carrot cake are part of my daily routine.
August 10, 2018
First Comment
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Shouty: I did it! I published my first blog post. Leonard: I’m proud of you! It’s not easy being vulnerable. Shouty: Uh oh. My first comment. I’m nervous. Should I read it? Leonard: Totally. [The tail end of Shouty’s post is seen and reads, “…began to make sense. The journey has indeed begun!” 1 Comment from Michael Smith, partially cut off, reads: “Produce additional salary 0nline from home by much simple way. I begot $87200 working from home in low maintenance 0nline occupa-“]
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August 3, 2018
Peas and Corn
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A lone corn kernel in a sea of peas: I’m a unicorn! Neighboring pea: Nah. You just corn. [A tear falls from corn’s eye.]
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July 31, 2018
Compatibility
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Avocado Half sliced vertically, still with pit, says to an avocado half sliced horizonatally without pit: C’mon, we could make it work.
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July 27, 2018
WWYD
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Leonard and co-worker see a steady line of folks waiting to take the stairs, including Shouty. Co-worker: Is the elevator broken? Leonard: It’s “National Talk in an Elevator Day.”
July 24, 2018
Morality vs. Taste Buds
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Leonard (visibly upset): Did you hear about The Cookie-Hutt? I’m boycotting! Shouty: I heard…and because of what they did I’m only going back one more time. Leonard: One more time??? Shouty: I’m in too deep.
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July 20, 2018
Internal Body Clock
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Shouty: Did I tell you I know how to wake myself up without an alarm at the right time? Leonard: How do you do it? Shouty: When I hit peak comfort, I mean, the most cozy position of the night, that’s when I know I have about a minute left. [Leonard laughs.]
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July 17, 2018
World Emoji Day
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New Emoji Proposals: Magic Wand, Hair Bundles, Kangol Hat Face, Booger Flick, Sanitary Napkin, Used Sanitary Napkin.
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July 10, 2018
Alternate Ending: The Pina Colada Song
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Classifieds Ad: “Escape” If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.
Classifieds Ad: “Dear Escape” Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne. I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.
A couples’ silhouettes are seen through the O’Malley’s bar window where the woman, standing akimbo, says, “Oh…it’s you.” And the man says, “I never knew….” The last frame is the outside of a door with the sign, “Couples Therapy.”
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July 6, 2018
Lady Liberty
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[Therese Okoumou peacefully protesting at the base of the Statue of Liberty.] “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” – Desmond Tutu
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