Alternate Ending: The Pina Colada Song

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Classifieds Ad: “Escape” If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.

Classifieds Ad: “Dear Escape” Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne. I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.

A couples’ silhouettes are seen through the O’Malley’s bar window where the woman, standing akimbo, says, “Oh…it’s you.” And the man says, “I never knew….” The last frame is the outside of a door with the sign, “Couples Therapy.”

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