Stephen Burckhardt's Blog: My Blog Ramblings, page 19
May 10, 2023
Book Banter EP 65: SEO Tips

Hello My Happy People,
Today I am sharing some of the basic information I have been learning as I continue to improve the SEO for Burckhardt Books, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, and our social media. As a sole proprietor, as many indies are, I am having to teach myself how to best optimize our sites so search engines will effectively connect Burckhardt Books and Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt with our target markets.
SEO set up and maintenance can seem very intimidating to the novice, but even small improvements in the SEO for your site can bring more engagement with your desired audience. I share a few beginning steps to get you started on your own SEO to try to help increase site engagement.
If you are one of the SEO newbies, do not let anxiety stop you from working to improve your SEO setup. Every step in the right direction will be beneficial.
Take a break and go listen now.
Enjoy,
DianneReference Links:
,The 10 Must-Follow SEO Content Writing Rules
,10 Actionable SEO Content Writing Tips To Rank Higher
,KDSPY - Keyword Research for Authors
,Chrome SEO Keyword Surfer Extension
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About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteStephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author PageMay 8, 2023
Manic Monday Vlog: Interviews, Books, & Shaggy!

Hello My Happy People,
Today has been a good day. Check out the video below for all the details.
Enjoy,
Dianne Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteStephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author PageMay 5, 2023
Frida Funnies: Revenge of the Fifth!

Hello My Happy People,
Things are getting back to normal here at home and I am getting some great writing done. I hope to get a few more chapters finished this weekend. I also agreed to read an advanced copy of a book by another indie author because I liked the premiss. So far, it's really interesting. Once I finish it, I may ask her to come on the podcast to talk about it and give you a sneak peek of it too.
Speaking of sneak peeks, did you catch this weeks Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt. I gave you sneak peeks from both Into the West: Family Ties and The Touch. If you missed it, it's not too late to check it out. Just click the purple microphone below to go listen now.
As I am sure you can tell from the photo above, we are huge SciFi nerds in this home. May the 4th and the 5th are celebrated with Star Wars marathons. Last night was the Mandalorian and tonight might be the original trilogy or Andor, we will see. But in the meantime, I think we need some Star Wars jokes to get the Revenge of the Fifth (sith) underway!
Have a great weekend people!
DianneQ: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
A: The second hand store.
Q: Why couldn’t Luke find love?
A: He was always looking in Alderaan places.
Q: What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?
A: Day go baaa.
Q: How does Kylo Ren like his toast?
A: On the dark side.
Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haAGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A: An stormtrooper laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why was the droid always angry?
A: Because people kept pushing its buttons.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he can always making new friends.
Q: What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he couldn't use chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
A: “Use the forks, Luke.”
Q: What do you call five Sith impaled on a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob.
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Q: Why do space smugglers tell you to never drink the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina?
A: Everyone knows it’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.
Q: How does Wicket get around Endor?
A: That's easy ... Ewoks.
Q: What is Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?
A: He'sa like Miso soup.
Q: What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: They are usually Lukewarm.
Q: What is R2D2 short for?
A: Because he had little legs.
Q: Why do Death Star pilots hate space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a TIE.
Q: Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Vader's Got Jokes - Star Wars Parody (Nerdist Presents)https://youtu.be/iGhZfZ9BRe0Adele - Hello (from the dark side) [parody]https://youtu.be/UAMyh8DjCrQBook Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteStephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author PageMay 3, 2023
Book Banter EP 64: Stephen Burckhardt's Books

Hello My Happy People,In 2015, I started self-publishing books under the pen name Stephen Burckhardt. In today's episode, I share an update on my current works in progress. I am working on finishing up the Into the West Saga Serial under my pen name and will be doing a reading from the final book in that serial, Into the West: Family Ties.I also share what is going on with my first book I am working on which will be published under my own name. The first book released will be an FBI profiler thriller titled, The Touch. I give a brief outline of this new book and do a reading from it as well.*Trigger warning - a chapter marker has been added for those who wish to skip over the reading from The Touch. Just click the marker to skip over that section and hear the end of the show.*I am also working on some new author interviews coming very soon. Keep watching the updates on www.BurckhardtBooks.com and subscribe to this podcast on your favorite streaming service so you never miss an episode because if you love books like we do, you will not want to miss this podcast!Burckhardt Book on FacebookBurckhardt Books on InstagramBurckhardt Books on TikTokAre you an author and want to be on our podcast?Write Dianne at: D.Burckhardt@BurckhardtBooks.com Subject Line: Author Interview Guest
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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.
Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:
BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteStephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author PageMay 1, 2023
Manic Monday: Rainy Days

Hello My Happy People,
I hope you are all well and having a great May Day! Things are looking up here. P.R. and I are finally getting over our head colds and Shaggy is doing great too. Check out the Vlog below for the details.
Have a great day!
Dianne Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.
Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:
BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBubPatricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteApril 28, 2023
Friday Funnies: The Best Medicine

Hello My Happy People,
So we have all finally turned the corner and are getting healthy again in our home. Shaggy has been cleared by the vet and does not have to go back for anymore check ups unless he has problems. He is doing great and eating like a champ so we are all relieved!
My husband and I have finally started to feel better as well. We both came down with a horrible respiratory thing but we both went to the doctor this last week and it did us a lot of good. I'm sure our neighbors will be glad when we stop coughing completely. I know I will!
If ou are like me, you find it hard to just rest. Even when I am in bed, I still need to write or update the website. I can never just sleep in the day or watch movies all day long. SO I have actually been working on Into the West: Family Ties more as a form of "resting".
With luck, I might be able to settle on a publication date soon. Keep watching our social media for the announcement.
But for now, it's time for some jokes!
Enjoy,
DianneQ: Why are doctors always so calm?
A: Because they have a lot of patients.
Q: Why did the puzzle piece go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a little disconnected.
Q: What advice did the doctor give the chicken to lower its cholesterol?
A: "Try to lay off eggs for a while."
Q: What did the doctor recommend for the gingerbread man’s sore knee?
A: Icing it.
Q: Why did the balloon dog go to the vet?
A: It was feel light headed.
Q: What is an Owl's favorite TV show?
A: Doctor Who.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy.
Q: Why did Doctor Strange refuse to take the elevator with his assistant?
A: Because it was Wong on so many levels.
Q: Why do shoes go to the doctors?
A: To be heeled.
Q: Why did the grain of salt go to the doctor?
A: Because it thought it tore its NACL.
Q: What did the duck get from its doctor?
A: A perfect bill of health.
Q: What do you call a deer doctor?
A: A hart surgeon.
And last but not least ...
Q: Why did the robot go to the doctor?
A: Because it thought it had a virus.
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BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
April 26, 2023
Book Banter EP 63: Val Collins (Rebroadcast)

Hello My Happy People,In today's episode, we are rebroadcasting Dianne's interview with international bestselling author of the Aoife Walsh books, Val Collins. Dianne is down with a bad head cold and will return to new shows next week. Until then, if you have not listened to this interview with Val before, we highly recommend you do so. Val is an incredible author and has some great tips to share for anyone who posts on social media.Besides, her books in the Aoife Walsh collection are fantastic psychological thrillers and will keep you guessing until the very last page. About Val: she has been an avid reader since she began at age three. She tried writing as a child as well, but her perfectionism stopped her from exploring it. As she grew up, life took a different turn for her career wise and it wasn't until an economic crash in Ireland left Val unemployed that she returned to writing.Now an international bestselling author, Val currently has four titles available in her Aoife Walsh book collection: Girl Targeted, Only Lies Remain, The Silent Speak, and Where Loyalties Lie. Her fifth Aoife Walsh book, Dying To Tell, was released Feb. 28th.
If you love thrillers ... don't wait, go listen now!DianneVal Collins, Author of Dying to Tell (release date Feb. 28th 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Amazon author page Read a sample of Dying To Tell Val Collins Books on Instagram Dying to Tell on NetgalleyEnjoy!
DianneVal Collins Interview Sound Cliphttps://video.wixstatic.com/video/2c304a_ca526583e0304ffa98471a6ce2854a37/1080p/mp4/file.mp4Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
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podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBubPatricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteApril 25, 2023
Quick Podcast Update

Hello My Happy People,
I'm sorry to say that I will have to postpone this week's podcast. I just can't talk that much without coughing my head off. It's just too hard on me. So instead we will be rebroadcasting my author interview with Val Collins. If you have not listened to this podcast before I suggest you do so this week. I personally got some great tips from her that increased my social media engagement from 170% on one platform to 600% on another. It was one simple change that did it too. It was crazy!
So do yourself a favor and check it out tomorrow or if you don't want to wait just go to ,our podcast page (
Have a great week people ... I'm going back to bed!
Take care,
DianneBook Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
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Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBubPatricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteApril 24, 2023
Manic Monday Vlog: Germ-fiesta!

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Hello My Happy People,
Today is a short message. Our home has just become a total germ-fiesta. P.R. has come down with my cold and for once it hit him worse than it hit me. Could be because I just had this in January and again in February so I think my body is just getting used to it. We both went to the doctor today so hopefully we will kick this soon!
Shaggy had a very good day and we are hoping now that he is done with his meds his stomach will settle down once and for all. I hope he has a long stretch of good health now. He needs the rest, so do we!
I'm off to take my meds and get Shaggy out for his last walk of the night. Don't forget to check out the podcast this Wednesday. If I can keep from coughing too much, I am going to give you an update on the books I am working on, Into the West: Family Ties and The Touch. I will be reading a bit from each of those books and tell you about what I have coming up for next year as well.
Take care and have a great week!
Dianne Book Banter with Dianne BurckhardtEP 62: Stephanie LaVigne Interview Part 2 Sound Clip
https://video.wixstatic.com/video/2c304a_cef26546d7ad4e55a755a3b1b20e1825/1080p/mp4/file.mp4Bii
Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.
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BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBubPatricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind WebsiteApril 22, 2023
Saturday Update: Me and Shaggy

Hello My Happy People,
I hope all is going well for you wherever you are. If you have seen my Facebooks posts, You know my dog, Shaggy, came home very sick from the sitters and spent a week in the veterinary clinic. He is home again and doing better but not completely healed just yet. His prognosis is good, but it will take time.
I forgot a mask when I rushed to get him to the vet and have been sick myself ever since. I literally went through three boxes of tissues in two days. I hate this feeling. So if you noticed that I skipped this weeks Manic Monday and Friday Funnies, it's because I was just too wiped out to do them. I have been putting all my energy into taking care of my dog.
I hope this week will be better and I can get back into the routine. This is the trouble with being basically a "one woman operation." When I go down, there is no one to cover for me.
So this kind of gives you a Manic Monday update and I will drop in a cute video to give you a giggle to make up for no funnies yesterday.
Take care and remember to check out part two of my interview with cozy mystery author Stephanie LaVigne. She is so much fun to talk to and I am sure even more fun to listen to us be random together.
Enjoy,
DianneThe Best Of: Jim Gaffiganhttps://youtu.be/PK3uSzgpqioBook Banter with Dianne BurckhardtEP 62: Stephanie LaVigne Interview Part 2 Sound Clip
https://video.wixstatic.com/video/2c304a_cef26546d7ad4e55a755a3b1b20e1825/1080p/mp4/file.mp4Bii
Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt
^ Click to listen now ^

Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.
Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:
BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and moreBurckhardt Books Pages:
,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktok
You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.
Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our
podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.
About Dianne:
,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok
Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)
Support Us:
It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.
Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:
Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies
(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)
Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBubPatricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)
,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author PageSeason 2 Past Guest Interviews:
LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)
LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author LinktreeLeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)
LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.comC. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)
C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's WebpageVal Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)
Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on InstagramKirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)
Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art WebpageLance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series
(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)
Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe lDavid Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.
(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)
Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)
,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series
(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)
Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website