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Friday Funnies: Date Night!

Hello My Happy People,

It's Friday and that means funnies and date night. Every Friday, P.R. and I either order in and watch movies or play video games, or head out for a night together. Date night can mean anything from hitting up some local food trucks to a Michelin rated restaurant. The important thing is always just to spend quality time together.

So I need to hurry up and finish working so we can head out for out night, but before I get to the jokes, I am going to be doing a campaign for my birthday this year and I hope you will join in to help me celebrate.

It can be disappointing at special times of the year to be living here in Germany so far away from all out family and friends. We don't often get to celebrate milestones with anyone else outside of our home.

I thought about asking everyone I know to send me a card for my birthday. It would be great to see all those cards around the house with messages from friends and family I haven't been able to be with since 2019, our last trip to the US. However, the environmentalist in me hates the idea of all the time and effort needed for everyone to send a card that will just eventually get recycled.

Then I had a better idea. Cards typically cost anywhere from $1 to $4 on average just for a simple card. Then there is the time and effort (not to mention gas money) to go get one, postage to Germany, and then actually getting it in the mail. It's a lot of time, money, and effort even just to send a simple card. So I came up with something much cheaper, with less effort on your part, but will actually impact my life in a significant way.

My new book, Into the West: Family Ties is on pre-sale right now on Amazon. The book will be dropping on September 19th, 2023, my birthday. I have set the pre-sale price for the eBook at just 99¢. The price will be going up to the regular cover price October 1st, 2023.

So this year, in lieu of greeting cards, I'm asking for an ebook shower to help me hit the paid bestsellers list. If I can do this, it will put all my books in a different algorithm bracket on Amazon and put them in the results of more searches. This could mean more sales overall for me and my work and actually help get my writing career rolling again for just a few minutes of your time online and only cost you 99¢.

So how about it? Want to help me celebrate my birthday with an ebook shower that could actually impact my life and career for only 99¢? If I could sell just 56 books to celebrate my 56th birthday ... it would be a dream come true!

If you are in, just ,CLICK HERE to join my celebration today. Much thanks in advance!

But now .... on with the jokes!

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: I heard you asked a date to meet you at the gym, how did that go?

A: She never showed up, I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

Q: Have you ever dated a communist?

A: Yes, it did NOT end well. Honestly, I should have noticed the red flags.

Q: Is it true your wife agreed to a date with you after you gave her a bottle of tonic water?

A: Yes, I Schwepped her off her feet!

Q: I hear you are dating a one legged girl who works in a brewery, is it true?

A: Yes, she was in charge of the hops.

Q: What would you call an FBI agent if you were dating them broke up?

A: He would my Fed Ex.

Q: Did you see the ads for the new dating service that just launched in Prague?

A: Yes, it’s called Czech-Mate.

Q: Son, do you know why you should never date a tennis player?

A: Because love means nothing to them.

Q. Darling, I am not crazy about your new beard. Have you thought about shaving?

A: I have. I wasn’t crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.

Q: I heard you’ve been on three dates with a woman who works in a zoo. How's it going?

A: Great! I think she’s a keeper.

Q: Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating?

A: Seriously? OMg!

And last but not least ...

Q: Did you know my girlfriend was dating a clown right before she met me?

A: I guess I’ve got some pretty big shoes to fill!

The Scientific Reason Your Wife Is Always Right.

Don McMillan - A Little More Dry Bar

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BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on TikTokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Book Banter EP 78: Reenita Hora Part 1

Hello My happy People,

I am running so far behind today so this will be short. I got to chat with an incredible woman, Reenita Hora. You are going to love what she has to say in our interview. I broke my rule again and this will be a two part interview, but sometimes I just can't bring myself to leave great information on the cutting room floor.

I have big news at the end of the podcast so be sure to stick around to the very end. For now, I really need to get back to work so have a great day people!

Enjoy,

Dianne

In today's episode, Reenita M. Hora

​From her publicist:Reenita is a founder, executive-level content, operations, and marketing leader, and writer. With years of experience in media, entertainment, communications, tech/innovation and wellness industries in the USA and Asia, she grows organizations, from startups through mid-size businesses, through storytelling, creative marketing and business strategy.

She served as Head of Marketing at SRI International, Silicon Valley's pioneer science and deep tech research institute, VP of Content at hibooks/Otto Radio producer/presenter for Bloomberg and award-winning host for RTHK Radio 3, Hong Kong.

Reenita founded, built and sold Ayoma, a health and wellness brand, and has written seven books, five non-fiction and two fiction. She contributed to The Hindu, South China Morning Post, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, CNN, Asian Investor, Times of India and National Geographic Kids, Cartoon Network Asia, Disney and more.

She's a limited partner in the How Women Invest fund which invests in women owned companies. She has recently launched Chapter by Episode, a digital publishing platform for immersive chat fiction stories with diverse themes.

​Reenita Malhotra Hora's Website Reenita Malhotra Hora's Amazon.com Page Reenita M. Hora on Facebook Reenita M. Hora's Chapter by Episode Reenita's The Shadow Realm Podcast Reenita's True Fiction Podcast

Help Dianne celebrate her birthday this year by pre-ordering her,,Into the West: Family Ties eBook on Amazon for only 99¢Price goes up Oct. 1, 2023

,Give her the gift of hitting the paid bestsellers list for less than the price of a greeting card.

Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt ^ Click to listen now ^,Podcast Links

Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

​

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on TikTokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Manic Monday Vlog: Late Starts

Hello My Happy People,

We have got some great things happening at Burckhardt Books. Into the West: Family Ties is with the beta readers now and I have already gotten nots back from one of the readers and will be chatting with them about it. If I get notes from at least one more, I will go ahead and send it off to the professional editor for his review then I will start loading it up for publication!

I think I am going to publish this one on my birthday, September 19th. I am going to look at doing a countdown sale for the launch and if possible, I will start it off at 99 cents on my birthday. I am going to be publishing everywhere that if you want to help me celebrate for my birthday, just buy an eBook copy of Into the West Family Ties on my birthday. For just 99 cents, you can help me get a book on a paid bestsellers list. That would be the best birthday gift ever and it will cost you less than a dollar to help me achieve my dream.

But enough blather ... let's go to the video!

Have a great week, people!

Dianne

Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt ^ Click to listen now ^,Podcast Links

Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

​

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on TikTokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Friday Funnies: New Styles!

Hello My Happy People,

I hope you had a great week. I FINALLY finished my first round of edits on Into the West: Family Ties and have sent it off to a few beta readers. I can see the finish line on the horizon!

I will be so glad to finish this serial. I have absolutely loved writing the Into the West Saga Serial, but I have been working on it since 2014 when I wrote a western as a ghostwriter and got the idea for the saga. I really want to do something very different before I start the next saga, Surviving the West.

The Book Banter Magazine is coming along and I have some fantastic guests coming up on Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt book talk podcast. Plus, P.R. and I are finally planning our first trip back to the US post Covid. All in all, things are going good. If I could find more time to sleep, things would be fantastic!

I decided to do some hair jokes today because I am actively searching for a new hairstylist. The last person I saw is a great guy, I totally love him. However, it has been almost a year now and I still do not have the hair color I went to him to get. I think it's time to move on. Plus, if you know me, you know I deal with everything with humor ... so, we have hair jokes!

Have a great weekend, people. Keep watching for more updates on Into the West: Family Ties ... coming soon!

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: Why was Pavlov’s hair always so messy?

A: Because he forgot to condition it.

Q: Why should you always let a hairdresser drive if you are late?

A: Because they know all the short-cuts!

Q: Where do people at the North Pole get their haircut?

A: The brr-brr shop.

Q: Do you still hate your hair?

A: No, it’s growing on me.

Q: Why did the king ban all hairstylists in his kingdom?

A: Because he considered them hair-etics.

Q: Why was the woman’s hair mad at her?

A: Because she always teased it!

Q: What do you call it when a bee has hair problems with humidity?

A: A frizz-bee.

Q: What’s the raptor rehabber's favorite hairstyle?

A: A mo-hawk.

Q: Why do bees have always sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?

A: At the baa-baa shop.

Q: What do you call facial hair on a bull?

A: A moo-stache.

And last but not least ...

Q: Why do hairstylists love to lift weights?

A: Because they love to do curls.

I couldn't find jokes about hairstyles so I just went with a classic video

Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets

jimgaffigan

https://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog

Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt ^ Click to listen now ^,Podcast Links

Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

​

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on TikTokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Book Banter EP 77: Francesca Maria

Hello My Happy People,

Oh my goodness! I am rushing like mad right now. I was just boppin' along finishing up my edits on the podcast and getting ready to broadcast everything, when I realized I had not created any of the promo images for Francesca's episode. I do not know how I missed that. Usually I do a bulk creation day and do several authors at once, but I am still trying to find some good images for one author and I think that is why I just forgot to create them.

Luckily, I have templates saved for all the images I typically need so I just had to drag and drop the new images for Francesca's episode into the base images. So here we are!

If you love horror, comic books, audiobooks, or anthologies with several engaging short stories ... I have your new favorite author! Francesca and I had such a great conversation and we even identified with each other over a few childhood memories. So check out her bio below and then go listen to her episode. When you are finished, be sure to mark your calendar for our October 25th Halloween episode. There was a large portion of my conversation Francesca which I purposely cut out to save for the October episode. I explain all about it in today's show.

So don't wait ... go listen now!

Enjoy,

Dianne

From her website:

Francesca Maria has been penning horror stories since she was able to pick up a pen and write at the age of six. This fascination with horror was spurred by her insatiable quest to uncover what was haunting her house as a child. Now in her late forties, Francesca is still haunted by her childhood home which continues to invade her dreams.

Francesca has spent 19 years as the co-owner of Black Cat Comics in Northern California and has been reading comics for over two decades. She is an avid fan of Neil Gaiman, Tom King, Stephen King, Tom Taylor, Geoff Johns and Jeph Loeb. When she's not reading and writing horror, Francesca visits haunted places and records their histories.

Francesca is a former journalist, a published author and a graduate from University of California at Berkeley.

Francesca is also a psychic medium and detective and uses her knowledge of the other world to aid in her storytelling. She has a black belt in Taekwondo, drives a '53 Chevy truck and drums until her hands bleed.

You can find her work in Crystal Lake's Flash Fiction monthly contests, the upcoming Death's Garden Revisited anthology, Black Cat Chronicles and her debut release of her short story collection: THEY HIDE: SHORT STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, is out now!

Francesca is the co-chair for the San Francisco Bay Area Horror Writers Association Chapter.Francesca Maria's Website

Francesca Maria's Website Francesca Maria's Amazon.com Author Page Francesca Maria's Black Cat Publishing (Black Cat Chronicles Comic Book Series) Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt ^ Click to listen now ^,Podcast Links

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Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Manic Monday Vlog: So Tired!!!

Hello My Happy People,

So much is going on here and it is already about 10 PM and I still need to finish my one chapter of edits for the day so let's just go to the video!

Have a great week people!

Enjoy,

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,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

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Support Us:

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,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Chris Denmead's Vlada Facebook Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Friday Funnies: Getting Older!

(From left to right: my sister, Dianne Burckhardt, mom [D. S. Stephens])

Hello My Happy People,

Today is the perfect day to talk about getting older as it is my mother's (D.S. Stephens') birthday! If you would like to join the celebration, just go to our ,Burckhardt Book Facebook page (

Unfortunately, we were not able to make it back to the US to be with her today, but my sister and some of her family were able to make the trip to Kansas to help Mom celebrate. We hope to make up for lost time when we go visit at the holidays.

A quick update on our current Burckhardt Books projects:

Edits are slowly progressing on Into the West; Family Ties but still progressing. Outlines are being developed for The Touch and Free Bad Haircuts with Each Craniotomy The new podcast companion magazine Book Banter Magazine is coming along nicely and the layouts are starting to come together. We are setting up the plan for a holiday book buying guide magazine special issue featuring books from all the guest authors from season one and two of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt. More great guests are scheduled for August: two comic book authors and an incredible author who almost defies categorization.

I know I am forgetting something, but as I cannot remember what I forgot, let's just go with these.

And now ... on with the jokes and let's kick off this weekend with some laughs!

(Happy Birthday, MOM!!!)

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: What should you do if you lose something in a retirement home?

A: Keep looking until you have searched every nook and granny:

Q: What do you call it when and old-time hockey players scores three goals?

A: A gerihat-trick!

Q: Why are pastry chefs always surprised when they turn 80?

A: Because old age always crepes up on them.

Q: Why did the old baker have a bad reputation?

A: It was rumored that she was an old tarte.

Q: How are stars like false teeth?

A: They both come out at night!

Q: Would you ever try a pole dancing class?

A: No. At my age, the only pole dancing I could do is on to the safety bar in the shower.

Q: How do you know you are really old?

A: When you have a party and the neighbors don't even notice.

Q: How do you know you are really old?

A: When people start to politely suggest that you start lying about your age.

Q: Do you mind when people point out how old you are?

A: Nope! It's much better than the alternative.

And last but not least ...

Q: Why do car enthusiasts age so well?

A: Because they don't get old, them just become a classic!

Ray Romano's Best Advice for Getting Older

Netflix Is A Joke

https://youtu.be/YqfBeyze_FsTyrone Tries To Make Things Better | George Schlatter

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

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Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

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Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Book Banter EP 76: Kammy Wood Interview!

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Kammy Wood The Modern Wordist (Editor, Author Coach, Ghostwriter) EP 76: July 26th

​In today's episode, I get to chat with an old friend, Kammy Wood. For as long as I can remember, Kammy has been an avid reader and lover of words so it made perfect sense to learn Kammy started her own business working with words and writers. Bio Provided by Kammy Wood:The first hints of Kammy’s love of words appeared at age two, when she “read” books aloud, including classics like Caps For Sale. She readily retold the stories by looking at the pictures, and astounded unknowing adults with her interpretations of selections from the Captain Kangaroo catalog.By age nine, her editorial inclinations emerged — she “rewrote” TV show plots on the fly, and pointed out typos in advertising copy to family and friends. She was gifted a typewriter as a teen. Then a word processor. Then another. Then a computer. You get the point. She wrote a lot, and for her own entertainment.​She earned a BA in English from Emporia State University in 1999, and went to work at her local Barnes and Noble soon after, which led to a 17-year career. In 2010, while still at B&N, she started her freelance editing and proofreading business, helping authors and business clients with hundreds of projects over the course of 10-plus years.​In 2023, she launched The Modern Wordist, expanding her services to include creative writing coaching and consulting, ghostwriting, and co-writing as a way to help even more people create great books and content.

The Modern Wordist Website The Modern Wordist on Facebook Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist on LinkedIn Harvard Class on Managing Happiness (mentioned in interview)

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Burckhardt Books Pages:

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You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Francesca Maria, Horror and Comic Book Author (EP 77: August 2nd)

Francesca Maria's Website

Reenita M. Hora, Author, Creative, Entrepreneur (EP 78 & 79: August 9th & 16th)

Reenita M. Hora's Website

Christopher (Chris) Denmead, Comic Book Author/Podcastor (EP 80: August 23rd)

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Manic Monday Vlog: Sleep Deprived!

Hello My Happy People,

Too tired to think of witty comments so let's just roll the vlog!

Have a great week people!

Dianne Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt

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Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on TikTokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

,Buy all of the books in the ,Into the West Saga Serial, on Amazon.com,Just click, ,,HERE

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website

Friday Funnies: Post Migraine Edition!

Hello My Happy People,

As I am sure you can guess from the title of today's blog, I am just now coming off of a three day migraine. I really hate when those hit. As you may know, one of the neurological conditions I have is hydrocephalus. This causes higher than normal pressure in my head. When a low pressure weather front comes through like we just had here in Düsseldorf, it is actually very painful for me. The lower the barometric pressure drops, the more painful it is.

We still have storms in our area and the pressure is still lower than normal, but it has let up enough that I am able to function today. Yesterday was 100% a no go! My husband says he can always gauge how much pain I am in by how much of my eyes he can see when I am talking to him. If I actually close my eyes a bit while we are talking, he just sends me to bed.

So today I am playing catch up on the work I was not able to keep up with the last three days, like this blog. I have got more great author interview coming up in August starting off with comic book author Chris Denmead. The following week we have the incredible writer, creator, and executive producer, Reenita Malhotra Hora. Then we have another comic book author Francesca Maria. I have been actively seeking comic book authors since I started this podcast (because I am a HUGE comic book fan) and now I actually have two coming up. I am also just pinching myself that I get to chat with Reenita M. Hora. When you hear her interview, you will understand why!

Things are coming along great for the new magazine, Book Banter Magazine. I am also planning to put out a holiday buying guide for Christmas, featuring work from our guest authors.

But for now I have laundry to finish, a book to edit (Part 7 - Into the West: Family Ties) and two to read so let's get to the jokes!

Have a great weekend people!

Dianne Don't forget to get your free EBOOk and Audiobook this weekend. Feel free to share the links with all your friends! July 19th - 23rd!!

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Q: What is the sun’s favorite accessory?

A: It's Ray-bans.

Q: Did you hear Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris fought on the beach?

A: They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q: What is a cow’s favorite thing to do in summer?

A: It likes to go to the mooo-vies.

Q: Where do pirates like to swim?

A: The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.

Q: Why don’t skeletons like summer?

A: They have no body to go with to the beach.

Q: Why did the sun go to school?

A: It wanted to get brighter.

Q: How does the sun cut its hair?

A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why was the sun mad at the clouds?

A: It didn’t like being overshadowed.

Q. What crashes on the shore of tiny beaches?

A: Micro-waves.

Q: What do you call a spellcaster who lives at the beach?

A: A sand-witch.

And last but not least ...

Q: How does the ocean floor know what is going on in the world?

A: It always follows current events.

"Why Do I Have a Big Family?"

Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Mr.Universe)

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Support Our Book Banter Buddies (2023 Guest Interviews),:

Natacha Deen, YA, Adult, and Non-Fiction Author (EP 75: June 21)

Natasha Deen Website

Kammy Wood, The Modern Wordist, Creative Writing Consultant (EP 76: June 26)

The Modern Wordist Website

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews (2023):

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP 51: Feb. 1)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP 52: Feb. 8)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP 53: Feb. 15th)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP 54: Feb. 22)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP 55: March 1st)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs 56/57: March 8th/15th)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58: March 22nd)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (EP 59: March 29)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(EP 60: April 5)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(EPs 61/62: April 12/19)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall), horror author/actor/musician (EP 66 & 67: May 17 & 24)

Nzondi (Ace Antonio Hall) website

Benecia Ponder, author coach and bestselling author (EP 68: May 31)

Benecia Ponder website

Diann Floyd Boehm, Children's Book Author/Educator/Podcaster (EP 69: June 7th)

,Diann Floyd Boehm website

​Angela R. Hughes, Historical Epic Fantasy Author (EP 70: June 14)

,Angela R. Hughes Link Tree

Donna Edman, Photographer/Visual Storyteller/Author (EP 71: June 21)

Donna Edman website

Wendy Jo Cerna, Inspirational Author (EP 72: June 28)

Wendy Jo Cerna website

Sabrina Hammonds, Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency (EP 73: July 5)

Kingdom Connections Podcast and Media Agency Websit e Kingdom Connections Podcast & Media Agency on Facebook

Ann Charles, Mixed Genre Mystery Author (EP 74: July 12)

Ann Charles Website