Friday Funnies: New Styles!

Hello My Happy People,

I hope you had a great week. I FINALLY finished my first round of edits on Into the West: Family Ties and have sent it off to a few beta readers. I can see the finish line on the horizon!

I will be so glad to finish this serial. I have absolutely loved writing the Into the West Saga Serial, but I have been working on it since 2014 when I wrote a western as a ghostwriter and got the idea for the saga. I really want to do something very different before I start the next saga, Surviving the West.

The Book Banter Magazine is coming along and I have some fantastic guests coming up on Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt book talk podcast. Plus, P.R. and I are finally planning our first trip back to the US post Covid. All in all, things are going good. If I could find more time to sleep, things would be fantastic!

I decided to do some hair jokes today because I am actively searching for a new hairstylist. The last person I saw is a great guy, I totally love him. However, it has been almost a year now and I still do not have the hair color I went to him to get. I think it's time to move on. Plus, if you know me, you know I deal with everything with humor ... so, we have hair jokes!

Have a great weekend, people. Keep watching for more updates on Into the West: Family Ties ... coming soon!

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: Why was Pavlov’s hair always so messy?

A: Because he forgot to condition it.

Q: Why should you always let a hairdresser drive if you are late?

A: Because they know all the short-cuts!

Q: Where do people at the North Pole get their haircut?

A: The brr-brr shop.

Q: Do you still hate your hair?

A: No, it’s growing on me.

Q: Why did the king ban all hairstylists in his kingdom?

A: Because he considered them hair-etics.

Q: Why was the woman’s hair mad at her?

A: Because she always teased it!

Q: What do you call it when a bee has hair problems with humidity?

A: A frizz-bee.

Q: What’s the raptor rehabber's favorite hairstyle?

A: A mo-hawk.

Q: Why do bees have always sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?

A: At the baa-baa shop.

Q: What do you call facial hair on a bull?

A: A moo-stache.

And last but not least ...

Q: Why do hairstylists love to lift weights?

A: Because they love to do curls.

I couldn't find jokes about hairstyles so I just went with a classic video

Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets

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https://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog

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