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April 19, 2023

Book Banter 62: Stephanie LaVigne Interview Part 2

Hello My Happy People,Today I have part two of my fantastic chat with a cozy mystery author Stephanie LaVigne. Stephanie is a bestselling author of more than fifty popular mystery and romance novels under both her own name and pen names. She is known for her humor, quirky characters, adventurous situations, and captivating plots.

After reading an advanced copy of Stephanie's next book, Sunshine State of Crime, I can tell you, it is everything you want in a cozy mystery! The ebook version is available for pre-order now. Do not wait, go order it now.

Stephanie is adventurous and entertaining. She has a fantastic sense of humor and it really comes through in this interview. Just a few of her real life adventures include helping crew a sailboat on a trans-Atlantic crossing, "awkwardly" mushing a dogsled, and accidentally hiking Mount Washington. Her real-life adventures help inspire the fictional ones she writes. Stephanie lives in South Florida with a few wild kids, one wild husband, and a tribe of loved ones.

Stephanie and I talked so long, I ended up splitting the interview into two shows. There was just too much good stuff to cut it out. If you missed part one, just go back to episode 61 last Wednesday and check it out. You can definitely tell we had fun with this interview and you will love listening to it.Don't wait ... go listen now!

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt

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About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

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It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12 & Episode 62 April 19, 2023)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website
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Published on April 19, 2023 11:02

April 14, 2023

Friday Funnies: Laughs Needed ... STAT!

Hello My Happy People,

I am afraid I am decidedly not happy today. This week has been very stressful since we got home from Italy. We returned home on Monday and were pretty wiped out from traveling. We showered, changed and just ordered delivery for dinner and tried to rest up. I was too tired to do my Manic Monday post, but I did end up doing one on Thursday. I will add it below.

Our pet sitter brought our boy, Shaggy, home very early on Tuesday. He was extremely ill. She said she had been trying to reach us for two days, but when we looked, nothing had come through on our phones. I noticed my SIM card was locked and when I unlocked it about 30 messages popped up.

As we do not have a car here, the sitter offered to drive me and Shaggy to our vet. Shaggy has been in the hospital ever since and it looks like he will have to be there another two days at least. I have a feeling it will end up costing more than $3,000 when all is said and done, but we will pay anything to save him.

I am not sure I could have stayed sane here in Germany without him. With no family or friends close by, P.R. having to travel so much for work, and me not speaking German very well, Shaggy is my family, my friend, my constant companion and emotional support. He makes this life possible for us. I have just been out of my mind with worry and unfortunately stress can set off some of my own health issues. So, it has been a rough week!

So if you do not mind, today will just be a random collection of jokes I personally find funny. I hope you like them too!

Now ... ON WITH THE JOKES!

Enjoy,

Dianne

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair up in buns?

A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

Q: What do you call a rebel princess who only buys non-GMO foods?

A: Leia Organic.

Q: What do you call a sea creature that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?

A: A More-Rey Eel.

Q: Where does Luke shop for Father’s Day?

A: At the Darth Maul.

Q: How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

A: They always use "single" file, to hide their numbers.

Q: Have you tried making Wookiee cookies?

A: They are okay but they’re a little Chewy.

Q: Why couldn’t Obi Wan find love?

A: He looked in Alderaan places.

Q: Did you know R2D2 had the dirtiest lines in all the Star Wars movies?

A: They had to bleep out everything he said.

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask to borrow money from Yoda?

A: Because he’s always a little short.

Q: What did Yoda ride as a kid?

A: A bicycle. Because there is no tri.

Q: Where do the Star Wars characters buy their hotdogs?

A: At the Admiral Snackbar.

Q: What does your Canadian friend's food and the Empire from Star Wars have in common?

A: Pal-poutine.

Q: How does Darth Vader cheat at cards?

A: He keeps altering the deal.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the auction?

A: “What is thy bidding, my master?”

Q: Why is Darth Vader so bad at sports?

A: Because he tends to choke.

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday?

A: He felt his presents!

Q: What is the difference between Din Djarin and Doc Brown's time machine?

A: One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

And last but not least ...

Q: Why is it so hard to come up with Star Wars jokes?

A: Because sometimes they come off a bit too forced!

"It's easier to be a guy..." - Jim Gaffigan Standup (Cinco)

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https://youtu.be/AnNjgwYzfzQMrs. Wiggins: The Vending Machine from The Carol Burnett Show (Full Sketch)

Time Life

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Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website
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April 12, 2023

Book Banter EP 61: Stephanie LaVigne Interview Part 1

Hello MyHappy People,Today I finally got my wish to chat with a cozy mystery author and I hit the jackpot with Stephanie LaVigne. Stephanie is a bestselling author of more than fifty popular mystery and romance novels under both her own name and pen names. She is known for her humor, quirky characters, adventurous situations, and captivating plots.

I got to read an advanced copy of her next book, Sunshine State of Crime and she can tell you, it is everything you want a cozy mystery to be! The ebook version is available for pre-order now, and I highly recommend it.

Stephanie is quite an adventurous person. She helped crew a sailboat on a trans-Atlantic crossing, she managed to "awkwardly" mush a dogsled over the snow, and somehow managed to hiking Mount Washington without actually meaning to do it. Stephanie has been blessed with all kinds of real-life adventures to help inspire the fictional ones she writes.Stephanie lives in South Florida surrounded by palm trees, peacocks, a few wild kids, one wild husband, and a tribe of loved ones. We talked so long, I ended up splitting the interview up into two shows. IN this first episode we talk more about how Stephanie transitioned from her previous careers into being a bestselling author. Be sure to come back next Wednesday for part two when we talk more specifically about Stephanie's upcoming cozy mystery books. You can definitely tell we had fun with this interview and you will love listening to it.Don't wait ... go listen now!

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub

Enjoy (I did)!

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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website
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Published on April 12, 2023 11:00

April 7, 2023

Friday Funnies: Easter in Italy

Hello My Happy People,

This will be a short blog today because I am actually writing this on Wednesday night as I am quickly trying to finish things up to leave for Italy in the morning. My husband P.R. and I are going to Turin to visit friends for the Easter weekend.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend and a very happy Easter if you celebrate the holiday. Also a blessed Ostara or Passover if you celebrate those holidays. I am not away of any others that fall now so if I am missing anything, have a lovely holiday whatever it may be.

I may or may not have a Monday Madness vLog ready to post until very late on Monday or it might end up being a Tuesday thing since we will be traveling again on Monday. I will do my best and might end up doing a live somewhere instead. We will see.

Take care,

Dianne

Q: How can you tell when the Easter bunny is in a good mood?

A: He's very hoppy.

Q: Why were the kids surprised that the Easter Bunny showed on time this year?

A: Because he's usually choco-late!

Q: How can the Easter Bunny tell he is getting older?

A: He starts looking for gray hares.

Q: Where do vampires keep put their Easter candy?

A: In an Easter casket!

Q: Why didn't the Easter Bunny like the scary movie?

A: Because it was really hare-raising!

Q: What did the egg say to the Easter Bunny after he told hit a joke?

A: Stop! You're crackin' me up!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

A: One, after that it's not empty anymore!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Because you ever see bunnies wearing glasses!

Q: What do you say at Easter brunch if you burp?

A: Please Eggs-cuse me!

And last but not least ...

Q: Why did the marshmallow chick cross the road?

A: To meet up with her Peeps.

And a blast from the past ...

Jack Benny With Mel Blanc

Kent Bernhardt

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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

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BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

Stephanie LaVigne's Website Stephanie's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Stephanie on Facebook Stephanie on Goodreads Stephanie on BookBub

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US)

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Horror Rewind Website
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April 5, 2023

Book Baner EP 60: Kelly Florence Interview

Hello My Happy People,Today I get to chat with author, academic, podcaster, and theater savant, Kelly Florence. We got to chatting so fast in this interview we forgot to give her an introduction during the interview so I had to add it all in at the beginning.

Kelly is quite the well-rounded individual. She teaches communication at Lake Superior College in Minnesota and hosts the Be a Better Communicator podcast. She holds a bachelor of arts degree in theatre and a master's degree in communication. She is active in theater and has worked on productions including Carrie The Musical and Treasure Island.

Kelly, along with her writing partner Meg Hafdahl, has co-authored five of the eighteen books currently in publication in The Science of Series . The pair will be publishing a sixth book, ,The Science of Agatha Christie, very soon. They also co-host the Horror Rewind podcast which was called "the best horror podcast out there" by Film Daddy.

,Kelly Florence's Website ,Kelly Florence on Facebook ,Kelly Florence on Instagram ,Kelly Florence's Amazon.com Author Page ,Horror Rewind Website

Don't wait ... listen now!

DianneBook Banter with Dianne Burckhardt

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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Kelly Florence on Facebook Kelly Florence on Instagram Kelly Florence's Amazon.com Author Page Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4), buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)
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April 3, 2023

Manic Monday: Is Not Manic Today

Hello My Happy People,

I hope you had a great weekend. Check out my vLog to see what is going on here.

Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt

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Listen to our podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt, every Wednesday. Check your favorite podcast provider for listings.

Listen to Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt on These Featured Podcast Providers:

BurckhardtBooks.com/podcast ,Buzzsprout ,Apple Podcasts ,Spotify ,Amazon Music and more

Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

Linaya DiNoto's Website Buy Linaya's Book on Amazon .com (US) Linaya on TikTok Linaya on Instagram

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Kelly Florence on Facebook Kelly Florence on Instagram Kelly Florence's Amazon.com Author Page Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4) buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues
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March 31, 2023

Friday Funnies: Stress!!!

Hello My happy People,

While I know stress is not "funny" it is a good topic to have for Friday Funnies. We all have stress to varying degrees every day of our lives, even when we are not conscious of it. Even good things can cause stress in the body and tax our systems in ways we do not even realize are happening. Which is just even more reason to seek out great (or even so-so) "funnies" on a regular basis to help relieve even that unconscious stress (a great reason to subscribe to my blogs)!

So now just sit back, relax, and enjoy these jokes!

Take care,

Dianne

Q: Why do you go to the house of mirrors when you are feeling stressed? A: I just find it a really great place to reflect.

Q: What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress? A: He just needs to open the outside airlock. He'll decompress instantly.

Q: What stresses out coral get?

A: Current events!

Q: What did your doctor say when you told her you were stressed because of your chronic constipation? A: She prescribed me a relaxative.

Q: Why didn't the rancher stress over his cows having really short legs? A: There was no need to worry, the steaks were low.

Q: Why was the computer stressed when it got home from work? A: Because it had a hard drive.

Q: Didn't you use to rub your hair together when you were stressed?

A: Yes, but I started dreading the consequences.

Q: What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

A: I've been so stressed lately I've started having tremors and it's all your fault!

And last but not least ...

Q: Were you stressed out when your phone's battery died?

A: Yes, but then I realized all I needed was an outlet.

I'm Not Done Yet. Brad Upton - Full Special

Dry Bar Comedy

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It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

Linaya DiNoto's Website Buy Linaya's Book on Amazon .com (US) Linaya on TikTok Linaya on Instagram

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Kelly Florence on Facebook Kelly Florence on Instagram Kelly Florence's Amazon.com Author Page Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4) buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues
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March 29, 2023

Book Banter EP 59: Linaya DiNoto Interview

Hello My Happy People,In today's episode, I get to chat with indie sci-fi author, Linaya DiNoto, in her first podcast appearance. We chat about Linaya's book, Lithaflora the Chrysalis. This is the first book Linaya has published, but if the reviews are any indication of her future as an author, she is someone you are going to want to remember. If you like her book, you are in luck because it is the first book in a planned trilogy so there will be more story to come. (From her website)Linaya DiNoto has been writing fiction and poetry for over a decade. She has a love for all things literature and can often be found tucked away in her Northern California home reading a questionable amount of fantasy romance. She has a degree in English, has published short fiction and music journalism, and has been working towards publishing her first book for close to five years. Linaya loves her pets, tea, magic things, and spending time with her community of badass lady friends.Be sure to check out her social media (and mine). You'll find all the links you need below (mine are way below).

Linaya DiNoto's Website Buy Linaya's Book on Amazon .com (US) Linaya on TikTok Linaya on Instagram

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,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

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Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

Linaya DiNoto's Website Buy Linaya's Book on Amazon .com (US) Linaya on TikTok Linaya on Instagram

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of 5 books in The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

Kelly Florence's Website Kelly Florence on Facebook Kelly Florence on Instagram Kelly Florence's Amazon.com Author Page Horror Rewind Website

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (TBA)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4) buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues
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March 27, 2023

Manic Monday: Doin' the Work!

Hello My Happy People,

We had a good weekend here, I hope yours was great! Today I felt a bit like I was back in Kansas. I got up, the sun was actually shining, then a storm rolled in. We had some rain/snow mix falling for a bit. Then the sun came back out, but it was still crazy cold outside. Then a bit of a wind storm kicked up and finally a few sprinkles fell and the day was over. The only thing I was missing was a tornado siren and I would have felt right at home!

As for the rest of my day, check out my Manic Monday TikTok video below or on our TikTok profile: TikTok.com/@BurckhardtBooks. Why not be a rebel and follow us on TikTok?

Have a great week!

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Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

,Kelly Florence's Website ,Kelly Florence's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Horror Rewind Podcast

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (Episode 62 April 19, 2023)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4) buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l
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March 24, 2023

Friday Funnies: Married!

(Dianne and P.R. on their wedding day.)

Hello My Happy People,

We are so busy here with family stuff today that I am wrote this on Tuesday because I have no idea when we will be home. P.R. and I have been doing all those things you are supposed to do as you get older to prepare to keep getting even older. I went first, because I am the one who is most likely to have trouble with these sorts of things, but now that I have finished all my appointments, it's P.R.'s turn.

It's nice to have someone to help you go through all of these kinds of things. For so many years, I was the only one planning for my future and it's nice to have someone to share that all with. However ... marriage is not all roses and chocolates no matter how much you love each other. That is because marriage takes two people and no matter what, if two people spend enough time together eventually they will get on each other's nerves about something.

Most times, it's small things that build up and just finally drive you crazy. The real trick is being able to remind yourself what things actually matter and what does not in the grand scheme of things. It also helps to have a partner who likes to play video games like Call of Duty or Fortnite. This way when you are driving each other nuts, you can just go in the game and kill off each other's characters and let off some steam. It is surprisingly cathartic!

It also helps to have a good sense of humor about it all and to help with that, here are some jokes about marriage.

Have a great weekend people!

Dianne

Q. Do you ever get the last word when arguing with your wife?

A. All the time ... but they are usually, "Yes, dear."

Q. If marriage is when a man and woman become as one why are there so many divorces?

A. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one to become.

Q.What is the difference between being just married and being married 30 years?

A. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. When a 30-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Q. How are husbands like old lawn mowers?

A. They're really hard to get started, often emit horrible odors, and your have to direct them everywhere you want them to go.

Q. Wife, "The new neighbor always kisses his wife as he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"

A. Husband, "That seems a bit much, I haven't even met the woman!"

Q. Why do you keep reading our marriage license?

A. I'm looking for an expiration date.

Q. Do you feel like you married Mrs. Right?

A. Yes, but at the time I didn't know her first name was "Always".

Q. Why the Queen of hearts agree to marry the King of hearts?

A. She felt they were perfectly suited for each other.

Q. Did you see where two antennas fell in love and got married?

A. I heard about that. Apparently the ceremony was boring, but the reception was excellent.

Q. Does your husband ever cook for you?

A: He does, In fact he cooks for me like I’m a goddess. He places burnt offerings before me every night.

And last but not least ...

Q. How do you know if the wedding ceremony was very emotionally moving?

A. Even the cake was in tiers.

HILARIOUS Marriage Jokes

Mark Schiff

https://youtu.be/45YqDP3Qh1MMy Wife's Brain Tumor" - Jim Gaffigan (Noble Ape)

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Burckhardt Books Pages:

,Subscribe to Our Newsletter ,Members Only Page (Join FREE and get access to exclusive content, lots of freebies, and listen to our Book Banter Interview Archive) Manic Monday Vlogs on tiktokLinktree, QR scan and go code

You can find links to all our importants sites in one place.

Plus, you can find links all the providers who carry our

podcast, Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt.

About Dianne:

,Dianne Burckhardt, Award-Winning Indie Author Want to know more about the host of Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt? Check out ,Episode 1: Who Am I? What is a ,Chiari Malformation, a ,Syrinx (Syringomyelia), and ,Hydrocephalus? The Mutant Chronicles video diaries on TikTok

Follow us on TikTok :@ burckhardt_books ,(click underlined text to go)

Support Us:

It's even easier now to support Burckhardt Books and our Book Banter with Dianne Burckhardt podcast, many options are no cost to you. ,Click here for more information.

Support Our Book Banter Buddies (guest interviews),:

David Gibson, PhD FRSB, Author of Planting Clues: How Plants Solve Crimes.

(EP 58, March 22nd, 2023)

Professor Gibson's Website David J. Gibson on Amazon.com (US) David J. Gibson on BookFunnel ,Frost Magazine mention of Planting Clues

Linaya DiNoto, Science Fiction Author of Lithaflora: The Chrysalis: The Forever After Series (Episode 59 March 29, 2023)

,Linaya DiNoto's Linktr.ee ,Linaya DiNoto's Book on Amazon.com (US)

Kelly Florence, Screenwriter/Podcaster and Co-Author of The Science of Series

(Episode 60 April 5, 2023)

,Kelly Florence's Website ,Kelly Florence's Amazon.com (US) Author Page Horror Rewind Podcast

Stephanie LaVigne, Cozy Mystery Author of Headlines, Deadlines, and Lies

(Episode 61 April 12, 2023)

,Stephanie LaVigne's Website ,Stephanie LaVigne's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Patricia Harman, Midwife and Author of The Midwife Series (Episode 62 April 19, 2023)

,Patricia Haman's Website ,Patricia Haman's Amazon.com (US) Author Page

Season 2 Past Guest Interviews:

LM Wilson, author of The Last of the Spirit Drakes (EP: 51, Feb. 1, 2023)

LM Wilson's Amazon author page Author Linktree

LeRoy A Peters, author of The Edge of the World Series (EP: 52, Feb. 8, 2023)

LeRoy A Peter's Amazon author page ,The Hunter's Dawn: A Mountain Man Adventure (Saga of the Armstrong Brothers Mountain Man Series Book 4) buy on ,Amazon.com

C. D'Angelo, Author of The Difference and The Visitor (EP: 53, Feb. 15th, 2023)

C. D'Angelo's Facebook Author Page C. D'Angelo's Webpage

Val Collins, author of the Aoife Walsh Books (EP: 54, Feb. 22, 2023)

Val Collins Books website Val Collins Books on Facebook Val Collins Books on Instagram

Kirstie Page, Visual Storyteller/Artist (EP: 55, March 1st, 2023)

Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Facebook Page Kirstie Page's Remember When Art Webpage

Lance Steen Anthony Nielsen, Author of Diamonds in the Sky Series

(EPs: 56 & 57, March 8th & 15th, 2023)

Lance's Diamonds in the Sky Website Diamonds in the Sky series on Amazon.com Pegasus Bridge The Screenplay on Amazon.com The Outcasts Creative YouTube Channe l
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