Doug Ward's Blog, page 89
June 21, 2014
Ward's Laws #1854
If Ancient Egyptians were so smart, maybe they should've thought enough to add a front door to their pyramids?
June 19, 2014
Ward's Laws #1852
If psychics are for real, why do you never hear of one giving their readings for free? I mean lawyers even do free work for crying out loud.
June 18, 2014
Ward's Laws #1850
I hate those quizzes on Facebook. What kind of storm are you, or what Star Trek character are you. I want to make one that says what kind of fart are you. Then, underneath it, I want to post. Ooohh... I got silent but deadly.
June 17, 2014
Ward's Laws #1847
8 TV's in the place, 3 playing the World Cup, and the other 5 the Pirates. Not one person is watching the soccer game, not even the three kids in soccer uniforms or the guy in the France jersey. #ILoveTheBurg
June 16, 2014
Ward's Laws #1845
Mr. Clean's eyebrows freak me out.
June 15, 2014
Ward's Laws #1844
Why do politicians always look so out of place when they appear in public wearing normal clothes. They kind of look like burglars robbing a house with no mask... Wait a minute.
June 13, 2014
Ward's Laws #1841
I owned the first iPhone, The iPhone 3, 4, and now 5. I feel there is something missing?
June 12, 2014
Ward's Laws #1840
I sure am glad that jock straps don't come in cup sizes.
June 11, 2014
Ward's Laws #1838
Why do we use the term redhead when their hair color is orange? Am I missing something?
June 10, 2014
Ward's Laws #1836
If you have red hair don't get a spiky Mohawk. It just makes you look like a rooster.
