And That’s Why I’m Single Quotes

“Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast”
― josh stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"
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― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“All great discoveries are made by opening up the changing room door”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he had delusions of Papal grandeur”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free”
― josh stern, And That’s Why I’m Single