Parking Quotes

Quotes tagged as "parking" (showing 1-12 of 12)
Jon Stewart
“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”
Jon Stewart

Larissa Ione
“I’ll park somewhere dark.” She fisted his T-shirt, not even ashamed of her desperation. “Out of the way—“
”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.”
He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the stuck her tongue to the roof of her mouth.
”I need you in a bed tonight, Jillian. I need more than a fuck. I need to make love to you until neither one of us can move, because after tonight, I don’t want there to be even the slightest doubt that you’re mine.”
Larissa Ione, Rogue Rider

Tom Vanderbilt
“The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.”
Tom Vanderbilt, Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do

Neal Stephenson
“He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.”
Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

J.G. Ballard
“When Armageddon takes place, parking is going to be a major problem.”
J.G. Ballard, Millennium People

Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Zoe rubbed her forehead and grimaced. “America is one toll booth after another. In Noshahr I could park anything in front of our compound, but not in free America. I tried to buy a goat to roast. I am not going to tell you the trouble that caused.”
“You can’t roast goat in America?”
“You can roast,” Zoe said, “but there are certain rules about goats. And it made the neighborhood children cry. The details are too tedious for the telephone.”
Michael Benzehabe

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”
Eran Ben-Joseph

Mark Helprin
“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.”
Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case

“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”
Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“So many men, so little parking.”
Nell Zink, Mislaid

Steven  Rowley
“We get in the car, and someone signals their blinker for my parking spot but I emphatically wave them away like they're after my soul and not just my parking spot. And so we sit there for twelve minutes until the meter runs out. Lily silently crawls from the passenger seat into my lap and curls up into a little ball. She lets out an enormous sigh.”
Steven Rowley, Lily and the Octopus

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