Addison (shineondiamond)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 241-270 of 1,264

Addison is on page 455 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

— Jul 20, 2015 08:08AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 415 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

Apparently Rose can unhinge her jaw like a snake. Good, I hope someone makes her eat her stupid fucking hat.

— Jul 20, 2015 07:42AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 339 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

— Jul 19, 2015 03:33PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 320 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

No fucking middle school in America would publish school photos of every kid along with their full names to the internet. Are you fucking kidding me.

— Jul 19, 2015 03:15PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 292 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

The book series is called A Song of Ice and Fire, not Game of Thrones. At least name check shit correctly while seriously writing about a mind battle between a psychic vampire and a preteen pretending to be a Targaryen. I can't believe I just had to write that sentence.

— Jul 19, 2015 02:42PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 247 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

Goddamn it, these psychic vampires could be the scariest thing in the world and I still couldn't take them seriously with names like Crow Daddy and Barry the Chunk.

— Jul 19, 2015 01:41PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 178 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

— Jul 19, 2015 12:47PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 22 of 226 of Fables: The Deluxe Edition, Book Three

When the fuck does The Wolf Among Us fit into this timeline? The game is considered canon too last time I checked.

— Jul 13, 2015 04:21AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 186 of 259 of Fables: The Deluxe Edition, Book Two

— Jul 13, 2015 03:48AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 60 of 259 of Fables: The Deluxe Edition, Book Two

— Jul 13, 2015 02:52AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 156 of 261 of Fables: The Deluxe Edition, Book One

— Jul 13, 2015 01:59AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 411 of 489 of Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5)

— Jul 09, 2015 11:47PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 308 of 489 of Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5)

Wahhh, my boyfriend was violently brought back from being a soulless monster who murdered dozens of innocents and he's too busy being horrified to want to see me. Life is so unfair, for me. Fuck everyone else.

— Jul 09, 2015 05:41AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 161 of 489 of Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5)

— Jul 09, 2015 04:17AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 80 of 489 of Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5)

Aw, you're young. Please feel free to use my son. I'm a horrible mother!

— Jul 09, 2015 03:38AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 37 of 489 of Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5)

UGH STOP IT ROSE. We all fucking know you're going to end up with Dimitri so do I really have to read about you stringing Adrian along?

— Jul 09, 2015 03:15AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 101 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

This is something like three different books blended together and I'm not sure about it. Evil psychic vampires is a hard sell for me.

— Jul 08, 2015 10:05AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 53 of 531 of Doctor Sleep (The Shining, #2)

— Jul 08, 2015 09:18AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 221 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

This is the worst detective ever. You were in the house with a friend and only separated a few minutes? Clearly you had time to murder and cannibalize the victim without getting any blood on you. Case closed!

— Jul 06, 2015 04:55AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 201 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

I bet this whole family turns into monsters to eat people and I'd still deal with that for 300 bucks a week for a few hours of work.

— Jul 06, 2015 04:47AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 165 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

"Does he believe me?" No. That cop does not believe that a demon creature ate a teenager. This is a silly cliffhanger.

— Jul 06, 2015 04:34AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 104 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

Oh man, a strange creature broke into this house! Whatever will I do? Oh, ignore it. I'm going to pick ignore it. I am the best babysitter.

— Jul 06, 2015 04:04AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 81 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

Shit, I'd watch a creepy ass kid for 300 bucks a week. Do you know how hard it is to find a job? I'd overlook him transforming into a demon as long as he did his homework.

— Jul 06, 2015 03:57AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 5 of 298 of Don't Stay Up Late (Fear Street Relaunch, #2)

You've thought he was dreamy ever since you saw him read an Edgar Allan Poe poem at a talent show? Since when is reading considered a talent?

— Jul 06, 2015 03:30AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 364 of 499 of Seraphina (Seraphina, #1)

— Jul 04, 2015 04:48PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 323 of 499 of Seraphina (Seraphina, #1)

Saying your character isn't affected by alcohol and then having her be suddenly drunk moments later because it's the only way you can move your plot along is shitty writing.

— Jul 04, 2015 03:15AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 278 of 499 of Seraphina (Seraphina, #1)

This is literally the worst possible time to attempt to descale yourself. Literally the worst.

— Jul 04, 2015 02:30AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 242 of 499 of Seraphina (Seraphina, #1)

Why write about something interesting when you can stuff it in between details of dragon bowel movements?

— Jul 04, 2015 12:26AM Add a comment

Addison is on page 207 of 499 of Seraphina (Seraphina, #1)

I've literally heard nothing but good things about this series but in my opinion, all the best bits are sandwiched between dragon goobedlygook and boring descriptions. Pick up the goddamn pace, dragon assassins!

— Jul 03, 2015 11:33PM Add a comment

Addison is on page 79 of 182 of Alice in the Country of Hearts, Vol. 1

"IF I HAD A GIRL LIKE YOU, I'D CUT OFF NOTHING HER LEGS IF SHE TRIED TO LEAVE ME." "Aw, you're so sweet, violent mafia boss I just met!"

— Jun 10, 2015 12:32AM Add a comment

Addison > Recent Status Updates