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Man, this book drops you right into the world and that makes everything read like gobbledygook. I rarely say this but I could use more exposition.

Avery is a bad guy! Oh no, who would have suspected this sudden character who showed up out of nowhere would have dark motives!

Blooood whores! For fucks sake, this is starting to feel like an excuse to call women whores and I'm not okay with that. Mead flip flops between portraying vampire bites as addictive or just plain slutty. There's no fucking consistency and instead just feels like she decided she needed a cheap plot device.

Oh good. I was just thinking this series needed some gross nonconsensual drugging!

Oh no, someone finally called me out on acting like a dick! Whatever shall I do?

Hmm, maybe I should deliver this news delicately. "YOUR SON IS A SOULLESS VAMPIRE." Nailed it!

How does someone live 17 years surrounded by vampires and magic without hearing the word alchemist? HOW.

I still fucking hate the term blood whore. Boohoo, two consenting adults doing something enjoyable in private. Better shun those sluuuuts.

This is the fourth goddamn book in the series. Nobody is starting on book 4 so why does it begin with a recap?

I QUIT. I got better shit to do than power through these assholes and their bullshit.

Hooray, now we have dumb guy with a heart of gold and shitty guy whose hot! This love triangle can finally start.

I DON'T LIKE THIS BOOK SO FAR.

Dear God, this author is describing these outfits just to make me mad.

A lime green halter dress with a zebra print and pink netting skirt? That sounds fucking hideous, not amazing.

Aw shit, did I pick up a fanfic written by a 14 year old girl instead of a book because it feels like I did.

I TOLD YOU SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN. Never bump groins in a vampire series; it brings nothing but trouble.