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Of fucking course Hanna is demanding a new doctor because hers isn't hot enough. I'm starting to think she could have used more brain damage.

"Emily felt like a whole." Yeah cause everyone knows jeans and a t-shirt are the most revealing, sin filled outfit. And lip gloss? UGH HARLOT

Pfft, a little head trauma is probably nothing to Hanna. The girl is already dumber than a bag of hair.

This series should really just be called Continously Making Bad Decisions

Uh, if she's sixteen and then aged 70 years, that would make her 86. Old as fuck but not so old she'd wither and melt. What is this? Raiders of the Lost Ark?

This random girl just assaulted me with her blood but she's hot so I'm okay with it!

Will horses actually eat a person? I don't know enough about horses to say no but that doesn't sound right.

Those fucking feminist bloggers! Only I'm allowed to talk shit! Nobody gets to call me on my shit! It's my shit and I can do what I want. STOP IT. I just got teary eyed a few pages ago and then got whiplash from this bullshit.

This "inner feminist" thing chafes me JUST AS MUCH as 50 Shades inner goddess thing. YOU ARE A HELLA PROBLEMATIC FEMINIST, AMANDA and it's actually kind of offensive to imply that feminists don't get married.

I missed the part where Amanda Palmer is a "feminist icon". Did that happen after her rant about humorless internet feminists after the Evelyn Evelyn debacle?

I love Amanda Palmer's music. I'm far less keen on her as a person so this should be an interesting read. Also, we're 4 pages in and she's already complaining. NO AMANDA YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING MUSICIANS AFTER FANS GAVE YOU OVER A MILLION DOLLARS.