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Honestly I'm mad as hell about this Blue/Noah shiptease cause I'm really into it and I know it will never happen. I want the sad ghost to be happy. I don't give much of a fuck about the others.

I just want everyone to know you can also rearrange Tom Marvolo Riddle into Dammit Drool Lover.

Now that I'm not twelve, I'm pretty sure all the professors are straight up setting Lockhart up to die. There's no way any of them believe he's capable of anything beyond having nice hair. Where's all the scenes of everyone plotting murder in the staff room? Because I want to read that.

I've always loved how people headcanon Lucius Malfoy as cold and elegant when really he spends his time insulting children and getting into fist fights in book stores.

Ah yes, here we find out Ishida's dad was always an asshole and that his relationship with Ishida's mom probably remained vaguely abusive until the day she died. Ugh.

I like Noah. I like weird gentle ghosts who just want to help. The rest of these guys can fuck off.

I don't know if I have words to express how much I dislike a rich ass teenager just randomly having a helicopter available to hunt supernatural beings. I'm not okay with random fucking helicopters.

The Death tarot card IS symbolic! Stop pulling shit out of your ass because you want to build suspense but not actually do any research.

Motherfucker I live in a double wide trailer and I'll fucking fight you. Hey look at this character. He lives in a warm and dry home that is somehow socially unacceptable. Haha, he's white trash! COME FIGHT ME.

I hope this book fakes me out. I'd love to see Adam be Blue's love interest instead of the obvious Gansey. I'd high five everyone if Ronan was actually Gansey's love interest. I JUST WANT A YOUNG ADULT NOVEL THAT ISN'T SO OBVIOUS.

1. What kind of name is Blue? Fucking young adult fiction. 2. THAT'S NOT HOW TAROT CARDS WORK. 3. If you'll kill a man by kissing him, you could try kissing ladies.

Maybe I'm over sensitive but I definitely feel that four pages in is way too early to start forcibly stripping and sexually assaulting underage girls. I know this is horror but ugh.

Jenna's dog would not have eaten half of one of your balance bars because that dog is a highly trained service animal and you are a shitty author who is seemingly incapable of researching anything.

How is everything girl Emily meets at least bisexual? Who hops a plane to fly out and surprise some girl you once danced with at a party? What the fuck.

I'm going to assume Meredith is pregnant because that's what happens when you have a mysterious stomach flu in young adult books.