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OH LOOK THE INEVITABLE FINALLY HAPPENED. ALSO WHERE DID THAT FUCKING CLIFF COME FROM.

INSERT LOUD ANGERED SHRIEKING HERE. Goddamn it, Akito. You are such an infuriating character and I'm clearly supposed to sympathize with you because you were ~lonely but I DON'T. You're still an abusive, stab happy jerk.

I QUIT. H.H Holmes was incredibly creepy. How is a book about him this dull? Life is too short for dull books.

UGH I SHIP MOMJI WITH TOHRU SO MUCH MORE THAN HER WITH KYO. Why can't y'all just be adorable together until you're both old enough and then live together and be cheerful and happy? I WANT THIS.

WHO ARE THESE DICKHEADS WHO ARE LIKE, "Haha, your parent died! Now is the perfect time to insult you!"

YOU GUYS MET TWICE. THIS IS DUMB. YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE. BLERG.

I don't care how romantic you try to write it, a teacher falling for a middle schooler is creepy.

Zzzzzz. Ugh so boring.

Olga is a ray of sunshine in this bafflingly boring book. How is a book about vampires and wizards and light vs. dark so goddamn bland?

"When he wanted fuck." Huh, that's uh, one way of putting it. If you're the hulk. HULK WANT FUCK

Damn, King knows how to give you a sense of looming dread without being obvious. Nothing has happened but you already can feel shit it going to get wrecked.

Will my brain ever stop reading "shining" as "shin-ing"? Like I'm reading a fucking horror novel about angry kneecaps seeking revenge against furniture.

Will my brain ever stop reading "shining" as "shin-ing"? Like I'm reading a fucking horror novel about angry kneecaps seeking revenge against furniture.

I guess killing someone is one way to simplify a love triangle. Or wait, a love square? Love pentagon? Too many dudes wanna grope the main character.